The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - A Simple Plan

Season 4 E 37 • 09/27/1999

Poker and community theater fan Dan Quayle drops out of the presidential race.

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Scratch and Sniff
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Ocelots can't afford $80 bottles of Calvin Klein's Obsession perfume to get down with their bad selves.
09/23/1999
01:07

This Just In - Mounting Bills
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President Bill Clinton is accused of spending too much on travel, Congress threatens to revoke his Air Force One Pass.
09/23/1999
00:13

Moment of Zen - Blues Dog
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A dog sings the blues.
09/23/1999
02:46

bETh- Fall Schedule
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Beth Littleford reviews the new fall TV season and wonders what took them so long to put out a show with teen aliens.
09/27/1999
01:28

Other News - Mars Orbiter
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In addition to losing their social lives in junior high, NASA scientists have also lost a $ 300 million satellite, the Mars Orbiter.
09/27/1999
01:34

Headlines - Broadcast Snooze
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PBS's new fall line-up includes the themes of vanity and depth, especially in their new show "I Can't Believe I Married A Lesbian."
09/27/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Buchanan
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Pat Buchanan is caught in the middle of an overwhelming crowd of reporters.
09/27/1999
03:25

First, A Lady
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Mo Rocca discovers that Cleveland resident Craig Schermer not only collects memorabilia of first ladies but dresses up as them, too.
09/27/1999
04:47

Norm Macdonald
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Norm Macdonald explains how comedian Bruce Baum got in the way while he was masturbating to a porn movie in a Canadian hotel.
09/27/1999
00:58

Headlines - Standing Pat
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Taking a jab at Pat Buchanan, Texas Governor George W. Bush makes a push for the Republican nod for both the presidential race and the master race.
09/27/1999
02:12

Headlines - A Simple Plan
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Dan Quayle announces his plans to drop out of the presidential race, but not without throwing in references to poker and community theater first.
09/27/1999
03:28

Citizen McCain
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McCain may have graduated fifth from the bottom at Annapolis, but at least he got out as a heterosexual.
09/28/1999
01:27

This Just In - Pleasant Company
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The Wall Street Journal sites Ben and Jerry's and Johnson and Johnson as two of the best companies to work for.
09/28/1999
04:26

Strung Out
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Steve Carell investigates why silly string is plaguing Shriners and humans alike in a small California town.
09/28/1999
00:13

Moment of Zen - Tongue Swallower
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A man swallows his own tongue, twice.
09/28/1999
03:04

Where Are They Now? - Backstreet Boys
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Mo Rocca confuses The Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block and then does a little dance.
09/28/1999
04:08

Melissa Joan Hart
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Jon and Melissa Joan Hart discuss her latest movie and her latest Maxim cover.
09/28/1999
01:44

Other News - Panic!!
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West Nile virus kills four in New York. Mountains of bodies on actual West Nile ignored.
09/28/1999
00:19

Gaydar
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Stephen Colbert finds out about a convenient way to deny that you're gay and still meet gay men.
09/28/1999
01:59

Headlines - Bless this Mess
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President Clinton held his annual prayer breakfast yesterday and prayed that someone would pass him the damn hashed browns already.
09/29/1999
01:14

Headlines - God Save the Queens
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The British military has a policy of "if you would be so good as to not inquire, I shall most assuredly return the favor in the form of personal reticence."
09/29/1999
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