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Over-the-Counter Plan B
Season 9 • 05/01/2013
The FDA starts handing out hussy pills to 15-year-old girls like Chiclets.
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05:30
The Colbert Report
S9
Evan Spiegel & Bobby Murphy
The founders of Snapchat discuss how their smart phone app promotes more natural and expressive human communication when two people are apart.
04/30/2013
06:07
The Colbert Report
S9
The Word - Medical Leave
Medical repatriation -- the unregulated ability to ship patients back to their hometown -- provides the perfect answer to America's immigration and budget crisis.
04/30/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Snapchat
Stephen takes a photo destined to disappear.
04/30/2013
00:37
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 4/30/13
America finds a solution for immigration issues, beer makes big strides, and Snapchat makers Evan Spiegel and Bobby Murphy share their photo messaging app.
04/30/2013
03:57
The Colbert Report
S9
Forced Tank Spending
Congress allocates millions of tax dollars to upgrade the Abrams tank, but General Raymond Odierno says the Army doesn't need or want it.
04/30/2013
04:21
The Colbert Report
S9
Thought for Food - Spreadable Sharia & Buddy Cup
A delicious Middle Eastern appetizer creeps onto American plates, and Budweiser develops a beer cup that integrates Facebook.
04/30/2013
00:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - "The Heist"
Stephen reads about Macklemore and Ryan Lewis's debut album.
05/01/2013
05:17
The Colbert Report
S9
The Word - N.R.A.-vana
As grieving families start to win the emotional argument on gun control, Senator Rand Paul reminds America that gun owners have been the real victims.
05/01/2013
05:19
The Colbert Report
S9
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
The independent artists give advice to major music labels and talk about hip-hop's homophobic and misogynistic past.
05/01/2013
02:20
The Colbert Report
S9
Background Check Backlash
The daughter of the principal who was slain at Sandy Hook ambushes New Hampshire Senator Kelly Ayotte on gun control.
05/01/2013
02:46
The Colbert Report
S9
Over-the-Counter Plan B
America's foremost experts on women's health -- or conservative men in their 60s -- slam the FDA's decision to sell Plan B without a prescription.
05/01/2013
00:33
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 5/2/13
America revisits Guantanamo Bay, Hollywood churns out summer blockbusters, and accomplished actor Ben Kingsley sits down with Stephen.
05/02/2013
00:15
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Montclair Film Festival
There are so many films in Montclair, it's like a festival of them.
05/02/2013
03:42
The Colbert Report
S9
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition - "Man of Steel" & "Iron Man 3"
Some limey named Henry Cavill plays Superman, and "Iron Man 3" removes a negative Chinese connotation from its bonus footage.
05/02/2013
07:50
The Colbert Report
S9
Ben Kingsley
The "Iron Man 3" star talks about playing Gandhi, trembling at his knighting ceremony and portraying a villain.
05/02/2013
03:36
The Colbert Report
S9
Gitmo Hunger Strike - Charles Swift
Retired Lieutenant Commander Charles Swift believes Congress views Gitmo prisoners as a political football rather than a threat.
05/02/2013
02:50
The Colbert Report
S9
Boston Bomber Accomplices
Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and three friends urgently decide to watch a movie after the terrorist attack.
05/02/2013
02:00
The Colbert Report
S9
Gitmo Hunger Strike
After closing the office of closing Guantanamo, Obama wants to open the office of opening the office of closing Guantanamo.
05/02/2013
06:09
The Colbert Report
S9
Robert Caro
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author lists Lyndon Johnson's undertakings, from civil rights and voting rights bills to Medicare and education.
05/06/2013
03:00
The Colbert Report
S9
cOlbert's Book Club - "The Great Gatsby"
The BBC rips off Stephen's idea to rip off Oprah's idea to host a book club and also chooses to feature "The Great Gatsby."
05/06/2013
07:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - Bullet Conspiracy Theory
The government stocks up on 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition, so Senator James Inhofe introduces a bill to restrict the government's bullet hoarding.
05/06/2013
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