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What Jill Carroll Missed

Season 2 • 03/30/2006

A lot has happened since Jill Carroll's capture -- like George Mason making the Final Four.

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06:42

Bruce Bartlett
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Stephen asks Bruce Bartlett where he gets off saying Bush isn't Reagan.
03/29/2006
00:31

Intro - 3/29/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses George W. Bush's presidency with Bruce Bartlett and Pasadena's little old lady problem with Representative Adam Schiff.
03/29/2006
06:24

Better Know a District - California's 29th - Adam Schiff
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California's 29th District: it's shaped like a flock of diseased, feral parrots.
03/29/2006
03:47

The Word - F#@k
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The number of complaints to the FCC about offensive broadcasting has declined, and Stephen is outraged at the lack of outrage.
03/30/2006
00:32

Intro - 3/30/06
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Tonight: Stephen's advice for how Women's History Month could get more notice, sex and profanity on TV, and liberal documentarian Robert Greenwald.
03/30/2006
03:27

Tip/Wag - The Templeton Prize
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Science, with all its meddling in the realm of religion, has been on Stephen's Wag-dar for so long, he almost didn't notice it on his Tip-dar.
03/30/2006
02:06

Women's History Month - Soledad O'Brien
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The Colbert Report has mentioned Women's History Month a total of never, but it's not too late to pay tribute to the woman who is every woman.
03/30/2006
00:07

Fract - Drug Testing Standards
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Do you know how strict The Colbert Report's drug testing standards are?
03/30/2006
06:39

Robert Greenwald
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Stephen questions filmmaker Robert Greenwald on why he's so convinced of Tom DeLay's guilt when DeLay isn't even in prison.
03/30/2006
01:30

Million Man March
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The Colbert Report isn't the number one download on the iTunes music Store, so Stephen is launching his Million Man March.
03/30/2006
01:57

What Jill Carroll Missed
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Stephen catches up recently freed journalist Jill Carroll on everything that's happened in the 87 days since her abduction in Iraq.
03/30/2006
00:38

Intro - 4/3/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Michael Smerconish about racial profiling, and a scientist in Texas clones champion racehorses.
04/03/2006
04:33

Stephen's Sound Advice - Taxes
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He's no longer Stephen Colbert, human. He's Stephen Colbert, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Colbertco.
04/03/2006
03:18

The Word - Stay the Course
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When it comes to racehorses and politicians, why not make the jump from breeding to cloning?
04/03/2006
05:24

Michael Smerconish
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If it gets him to his gate faster, Stephen will agree with anything Michael Smerconish says.
04/03/2006
02:28

Who's Honoring Me Now? - Southern Poverty Law Center
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The Southern Poverty Law Center awards Stephen their highest honor: a gold-stamped certificate of appreciation.
04/03/2006
00:15

Sign Off - Nutz
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Stephen thanks the good people at Nutz soda.
04/03/2006
01:48

DeLay Retires
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House majority leader Tom DeLay announced his resignation, and Stephen gives him the tribute he deserves.
04/04/2006
05:45

Balls for Kidz - Plastic Surgery
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The number of Brazilian girls who elect to have plastic surgery has gone up twelve-fold, creating an international hotness gap.
04/04/2006
00:26

Intro - 4/4/06
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Tonight: America loses another place to hide bodies, a report that will permanently raise your eyebrows and Stephen finds out what Jesse Jackson's up to now that racism is over.
04/04/2006
08:25

Jesse Jackson
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Stephen asks Reverend Jesse Jackson what he thinks of his plan to repopulate New Orleans' abandoned Ninth Ward with illegal immigrants.
04/04/2006
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