The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - False Positive
Season 7 • 01/16/2003
Fox and CNN provide an afternoon of quality freaking out.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Ads without Subtlety
What is your SUV doing to our national security?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Auto Focus
Gas guzzlers and drug users in the United States must be stopped from funding terrorism.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Axes of Evil
Tensions run high as a Florida madwoman's refuses to allow fruit inspectors into her compound.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Bubonic Plague
35 vials of Bubonic Plague go missing from Texas Tech University, but are recovered and returned to the unguarded mini-fridge from where they came.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Dave Chappelle
Comedian Dave Chappelle discusses his new show, weed he receives from fans, and being black farmer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Joe Lieberman
Jon and Joe Lieberman are both afraid of John McCain.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - False Alarm
CNN and Fox News cover a scare story about bubonic plague that turns out to be unsubstantiated.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 A Pine Mess
The National Park Service has collected a list of the ten most endangered parks in America.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Where the Buffalo Groan
Stacey Grenrock-Woods visits Yellowstone National Park to check in on the revival of the once-nearly-extinct snowmobile population.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 This Just In - Bristling Dixie
The State of Georgia makes it legal for adults to have sex out of wedlock and rids itself of the Confederate flag.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - False Positive
An anthrax alert and possibly stolen bubonic plague get a lot of news play but have no credibility whatsoever.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Planned War with Iraq
The Bush Administration plans a war with Iraq and a staring contest with North Korea is on deck.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Practicing It
Trent Lott is for Affirmative Action and practicing that.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Merv Griffin
Anyone in America searching for an answer uses the "Jeopardy" theme song, and Merv Griffin wrote it.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Kangaroo Jack
"Kangaroo Jack" leaves Jon disappointed in America.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Cheney Reaction
Vice President Cheney has a subterranean hot tub love den built at his house in Washington.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Race Under Fire
Some people get paper routes, others get to be Provost of Stanford University. We all have to start somewhere.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Preview - 1/22/03
The nutria is an ugly animal that just eats and screws the day away.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Simon's Crazy
It's Super Bowl week and Jon has a surefire way to strike it rich.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - January
Frank DeCaro bemoans the litany of crap that Hollywood foists on the public after the holiday season.
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