The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

A Pine Mess

Season 7 • 01/16/2003

Old Faithful Bidet Friday's creates a steamy rectum.

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Moment of Zen - Ads without Subtlety

What is your SUV doing to our national security?
01/15/2003
03:33

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Auto Focus

Gas guzzlers and drug users in the United States must be stopped from funding terrorism.
01/15/2003
04:20

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Axes of Evil

Tensions run high as a Florida madwoman's refuses to allow fruit inspectors into her compound.
01/15/2003
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Bubonic Plague

35 vials of Bubonic Plague go missing from Texas Tech University, but are recovered and returned to the unguarded mini-fridge from where they came.
01/15/2003
06:00

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Dave Chappelle

Comedian Dave Chappelle discusses his new show, weed he receives from fans, and being black farmer.
01/15/2003
07:53

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Joe Lieberman

Jon and Joe Lieberman are both afraid of John McCain.
01/16/2003
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Moment of Zen - False Alarm

CNN and Fox News cover a scare story about bubonic plague that turns out to be unsubstantiated.
01/16/2003
03:56

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Where the Buffalo Groan

Stacey Grenrock-Woods visits Yellowstone National Park to check in on the revival of the once-nearly-extinct snowmobile population.
01/16/2003
03:12

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This Just In - Bristling Dixie

The State of Georgia makes it legal for adults to have sex out of wedlock and rids itself of the Confederate flag.
01/16/2003
03:29

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Headlines - False Positive

An anthrax alert and possibly stolen bubonic plague get a lot of news play but have no credibility whatsoever.
01/16/2003
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A Pine Mess

The National Park Service has collected a list of the ten most endangered parks in America.
01/16/2003
02:28

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Planned War with Iraq

The Bush Administration plans a war with Iraq and a staring contest with North Korea is on deck.
01/20/2003
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Moment of Zen - Practicing It

Trent Lott is for Affirmative Action and practicing that.
01/20/2003
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Merv Griffin

Anyone in America searching for an answer uses the "Jeopardy" theme song, and Merv Griffin wrote it.
01/20/2003
01:16

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Kangaroo Jack

"Kangaroo Jack" leaves Jon disappointed in America.
01/20/2003
04:43

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Cheney Reaction

Vice President Cheney has a subterranean hot tub love den built at his house in Washington.
01/20/2003
03:52

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Race Under Fire

Some people get paper routes, others get to be Provost of Stanford University. We all have to start somewhere.
01/20/2003
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Preview - 1/22/03

The nutria is an ugly animal that just eats and screws the day away.
01/21/2003
01:41

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Simon's Crazy

It's Super Bowl week and Jon has a surefire way to strike it rich.
01/21/2003
02:34

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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - January

Frank DeCaro bemoans the litany of crap that Hollywood foists on the public after the holiday season.
01/21/2003
00:14

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Moment of Zen - Preach, Pray, Fight

A protester opines about the greatness of America.
01/21/2003
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