The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - I Do

Season 7 • 01/08/2003

Vice President Dick Cheney swears in new members of the Senate.

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03:05

North Korea vs. Iraq
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Saddam Hussein gasses his own people and nobody likes a people gasser.
01/07/2003
05:55

Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz talks about "Gangs of New York."
01/07/2003
00:09

Women and Wolves
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Jon talks about the women who are going to be eaten by wolves on tomorrow's show.
01/07/2003
02:32

Raelian Resurrection
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The Raelian scientific offshoot, Clone-aid, claims to have cloned the first human baby from a Dutch Lesbian.
01/07/2003
04:20

Puck Buddies
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It's awkward to have someone in the shower with you who isn't looking at your penis.
01/08/2003
05:19

Ray Liotta
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Ray Liotta's movie was executive produced by Tom Cruise after the movie was already made.
01/08/2003
03:00

Whaaaa? - Enter the Frist
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Republican Bill Frist killed kittens when he was in medical school.
01/08/2003
01:36

The '04 Horsemen
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John Edwards has totally alienated the Gin Blossoms vote by aligning himself with Hootie and the Blowfish.
01/08/2003
02:00

Mark Your Calendar - January
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Ed Helms provides information on January events: Clinical Trial Awareness Month, Someday We'll Laugh About This Week and Inane Answering Machine Message Day.
01/08/2003
02:42

Master Rebater
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Average Americans who own a significant number of shares in dividend yielding companies, basically rich people, will benefit from President Bush's new economic plan.
01/08/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - I Do
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Vice President Dick Cheney swears in new members of the Senate.
01/08/2003
00:16

Moment of Zen - Steven Baldwin Water Wheel
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Steven Baldwin does his best impression of a water wheel.
01/09/2003
01:00

Happy New Fear
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British authorities thwart a chemical weapon terror attack whose only known antidote is VX nerve gas.
01/09/2003
02:47

Idiotic for the People
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Celeb-reality stars must find the courage to say "no" to their agents.
01/09/2003
03:47

Flubber-ghasted
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Inspired by the movie Mary Poppins, an impressionable 35 year old man tries chimney jumping a la Dick Van Dyke.
01/09/2003
02:27

Back in Black - Welcome to 2003
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It's 2003 and let Lewis Black be the first to say "you're now on year closer to death."
01/09/2003
00:49

Killed a Hobo
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Jon confesses that he's broken a New Year's resolution by killing a hobo Just kidding.
01/09/2003
04:59

Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Stories come into Philip Seymour Hoffman's head, but he won't tell them they're private.
01/09/2003
01:28

War on Error
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The FBI said 5 sneaky terrorist guys were planning an attack, well that's not happening anymore.
01/09/2003
02:13

Public Enemy #2
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New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson and two North Korean envoys meet for several hours at a Santa Fe restaurant.
01/13/2003
02:54

Ad Nauseam - PETA
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Ed Helms shows a PETA ad where a rogue turkey threatens to brutally torture and kill a supermarket full of shoppers.
01/13/2003
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