William Shatner - Roasting the Dais

E 1 • 08/20/2006

William Shatner delivers payback to the roasters and files his captain's log.

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Leonard Nimoy - Roasts Are for Pigs

Leonard Nimoy lovingly explains to William Shatner why he won't be at his roast.
08/20/2006
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Greg Giraldo - The Women of the Dais

After taking a good look at the dais, Greg Giraldo begins to feel like he's on a bus to Atlantic City.
08/20/2006
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Greg Giraldo - Keep It Up

Greg Giraldo reminisces about some of William Shatner's great roles.
08/20/2006
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Patton Oswalt - Andy Dick's Special Kiss & Carrie Fisher's Gold Bikini - Uncensored

Patton Oswalt pokes fun at Andy Dick's cameo in a Jessica Simpson video and reminisces about Carrie Fisher's skimpy costume in "Return of the Jedi."
08/20/2006
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Betty White - Shatner Sex

Betty White describes sex with William Shatner and gives him a word of advice about his grocery store choices.
08/20/2006
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William Shatner - Roasting the Dais

William Shatner warns people not to confuse Farrah Fawcett's body of work with Andy Dick's and questions Roast Master Jason Alexander's qualifications.
08/20/2006
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Lisa Lampanelli - William Shatner, Renaissance Man

Lisa Lampanelli shares her unabashed reactions to William Shatner's writing and singing.
08/20/2006
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Artie Lange - Adjusting the Conversation

Whenever Artie Lange spends time with George Takei, he's careful to make sure that George can relate to the conversation.
08/20/2006
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Balock - Remembering The Corbomite Maneuver

Balok (Clint Howard) relives a classic "Star Trek" moment and gives William Shatner some grooming tips.
08/20/2006
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Jason Alexander - The "Star Trek" Cast

Jason Alexander reveals that William Shatner is Jewish and recounts Out magazine's reaction to George Takei coming out of the closet.
08/20/2006
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George Takei - Delicious Shatner

After Andy Dick and Jeff Ross come on to members of the dais, George Takei describes William Shatner as a rich, gooey cake.
08/20/2006
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George Takei - Messy Clump of Fur

George Takei teaches William Shatner a lesson about pronunciation and has an important request for Farrah Fawcett.
08/20/2006
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Andy Dick - A Tender Moment Between Kirk and Spock

Andy Dick turns to the captain's log from "Star Trek" to reveal the details of a steamy tryst between Kirk and Spock.
08/20/2006
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Betty White - The Good Old Days

Betty White reveals some sexual secrets about members of the dais including George Takei and Patton Oswalt.
08/20/2006
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Lisa Lampanelli - Shatner's Career

Lisa Lampanelli challenges her fellow roasters to top William Shatner's career.
08/20/2006
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Kevin Pollak - Audition for Captain Kirk

Kevin Pollak imagines what it was like when William Shatner auditioned for his role on "Star Trek."
08/20/2006
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Nichelle Nichols - A Kiss From William Shatner

Nichelle Nichols reminisces about the groundbreaking kiss she shared with William Shatner in "Star Trek."
08/20/2006
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Jeff Ross - Farrah Fawcett's Poster - Uncensored

Jeff Ross digs into William Shatner's commercial success and gets real with Farrah Fawcett.
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