George Takei - Messy Clump of Fur

E 1 • 08/20/2006

William Shatner has no idea how to say George Takei's name.

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Leonard Nimoy - Roasts Are for Pigs
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Leonard Nimoy lovingly explains to William Shatner why he won't be at his roast.
08/20/2006
00:41

Greg Giraldo - The Women of the Dais
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After taking a good look at the dais, Greg Giraldo begins to feel like he's on a bus to Atlantic City.
08/20/2006
00:47

Greg Giraldo - Keep It Up
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Greg Giraldo reminisces about some of William Shatner's great roles.
08/20/2006
01:18

Patton Oswalt - Andy Dick's Special Kiss & Carrie Fisher's Gold Bikini - Uncensored
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Patton Oswalt pokes fun at Andy Dick's cameo in a Jessica Simpson video and reminisces about Carrie Fisher's skimpy costume in "Return of the Jedi."
08/20/2006
01:24

Betty White - Shatner Sex
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Betty White describes sex with William Shatner and gives him a word of advice about his grocery store choices.
08/20/2006
01:51

William Shatner - Roasting the Dais
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William Shatner warns people not to confuse Farrah Fawcett's body of work with Andy Dick's and questions Roast Master Jason Alexander's qualifications.
08/20/2006
01:02

Lisa Lampanelli - William Shatner, Renaissance Man
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Lisa Lampanelli shares her unabashed reactions to William Shatner's writing and singing.
08/20/2006
00:58

Artie Lange - Adjusting the Conversation
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Whenever Artie Lange spends time with George Takei, he's careful to make sure that George can relate to the conversation.
08/20/2006
00:57

Exclusive - Betty White - Catching the Bouquet - Uncensored
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Betty White reminds William Shatner of the good times they shared, just minutes before the Roast.
08/20/2006
01:15

Balock - Remembering The Corbomite Maneuver
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Balok (Clint Howard) relives a classic "Star Trek" moment and gives William Shatner some grooming tips.
08/20/2006
01:19

Jason Alexander - The "Star Trek" Cast
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Jason Alexander reveals that William Shatner is Jewish and recounts Out magazine's reaction to George Takei coming out of the closet.
08/20/2006
01:43

Exclusive - Greg Giraldo - Sizing Up the Dais - Uncensored
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Greg Giraldo gauges his attraction to the women of the dais, wonders about the state of Artie Lange's liver and acknowledges a specific challenge faced by George Takei.
08/20/2006
00:54

George Takei - Delicious Shatner
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After Andy Dick and Jeff Ross come on to members of the dais, George Takei describes William Shatner as a rich, gooey cake.
08/20/2006
00:54

Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Lisa Lampanelli's Bling - Uncensored
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Patton Oswalt details the perks of Lisa Lampanelli's sexual preferences and explains why he couldn't pick on William Shatner.
08/20/2006
01:20

Exclusive - Jeff Ross - If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
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Based on William Shatner's previous acting, Jeff Ross thinks that playing a guy with Alzheimer's is just right for him.
08/20/2006
00:38

Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - On Farrah Fawcett - Uncensored
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Patton Oswalt pays Farrah Fawcett a compliment, but it comes with a caveat.
08/20/2006
01:41

George Takei - Messy Clump of Fur
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George Takei teaches William Shatner a lesson about pronunciation and has an important request for Farrah Fawcett.
08/20/2006
02:26

Andy Dick - A Tender Moment Between Kirk and Spock
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Andy Dick turns to the captain's log from "Star Trek" to reveal the details of a steamy tryst between Kirk and Spock.
08/20/2006
02:02

Betty White - The Good Old Days
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Betty White reveals some sexual secrets about members of the dais including George Takei and Patton Oswalt.
08/20/2006
00:33

Lisa Lampanelli - Shatner's Career
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Lisa Lampanelli challenges her fellow roasters to top William Shatner's career.
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