The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

An Historic Waste of a Primary

Season 13 • 04/22/2008

This is obviously an historic election, but which candidate is going to make it more historic-er?

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04:15

Barack Obama Pt. 1
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Barack Obama talks about the decency, generosity and optimism in the hearts of the American people.
04/21/2008
02:24

Indecision 2008 - Final Pennsylvania Primary Push
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Clinton broadens her base with pastel collar voters, while Obama boards a train to Hopetown.
04/21/2008
02:31

Blessed Week Ever: The Pope in NYC
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In a slightly passive-aggressive move, the rabbi gifted the pope a giant book, entitled "Why God Chose Us."
04/21/2008
00:53

Moment of Zen - One Finger Salute
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The MSNBC pundits admit that they're questioning Obama's face scratch because there's no other news.
04/21/2008
03:26

The Less You Know - Message Force Multipliers
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Calling military personnel embedded in the media either "military analysts" or "message force multipliers" sounds so much cooler than calling them "sneaky old guys."
04/22/2008
05:04

John Waters
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John Waters really wanted to be a juvenile delinquent, but his go cart and bad hair life got in the way.
04/22/2008
02:52

Headlines - Let's Get Ready to Stumble
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Jon is not prepared to call Hillary Clinton "Hill-Rod," smell what Obama's cooking nor fend off the McCainiacs.
04/22/2008
00:39

Daily/Colbert - The Colbert Bump
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There's a lot of responsibility when you bump as hard as Stephen bumps.
04/22/2008
02:19

Exit: Strategy
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President Bush doesn't want to hear America's backseat driving in this war on terror -- and keep your hands off the radio.
04/22/2008
00:13

Moment of Zen - Presidential Candidate Wrestlemania
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The WWE pits Clinton and Obama impersonators against each other in the ring.
04/22/2008
04:52

An Historic Waste of a Primary
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Samantha Bee and Larry Wilmore ask which America needs more: a president with a vagina or a president on its ass?
04/22/2008
00:10

Moment of Zen - Pennsylvania Settles Nothing
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Fox News anchors agree that the Pennsylvania primary has failed to settle the Democratic nomination.
04/23/2008
05:35

Indecision 2008 - Clinton's Primary Message
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Senator Clinton would already have the nomination locked up if only the Democratic nominating process were conducted hypothetically.
04/23/2008
03:42

Indecision 2008 - Pennsylvania Primary Results
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The inconclusive primary results devastated the media, whose depression gave way to increasingly violent thoughts.
04/23/2008
02:52

Indecision 2008 - Apathetic Pennsylvania Polling
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Jason Jones and John Oliver attempt to care about Philadelphians in local taverns, local bowling alleys with attached taverns and diners with liquor licenses.
04/23/2008
06:58

Howard Fineman
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Author and journalist Howard Fineman talks about the upcoming once-in-a-lifetime 2008 election and the media's focus on "the heartland."
04/23/2008
00:22

Moment of Zen - Anti-Anything
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John McCain discusses his anti-anti-views with George Stephanopoulos.
04/24/2008
01:09

Daily/Colbert - Endless Idol Contest
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Why should let the process play itself out? We all know who is going to win.
04/24/2008
02:07

Headlines - Enemy Plus Enemy Equals One Ally
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Enemy number one is mad at enemy number two because enemy number two isn't giving enemy number one credit for what they did to Enemy Number One.
04/24/2008
03:56

C"Rice"Is in the U.S.
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Rob Riggle's rice castle with drawbridge may seem wasteful to Aasif Mandvi, but he doesn't live beside a guy with a huge Cheez Whiz catapult.
04/24/2008
03:46

Indecision 2008 - McCain's Sweet Talk Express
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One adorable presidential candidate stands out for having all the right answers, even when he doesn't.
04/24/2008
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