The Colbert Report

Onward Christian Soldiers

Season 6 • 01/19/2010

U.S. soldiers use "Jesus rifles" inscribed with secret New Testament verses.

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02:28

The Colbert ReportS6
Massachusetts Special Election

The Massachusetts Senate race is the kind of national election Stephen loves -- the type that gets decided by one state.
01/18/2010
05:35

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Emily Pilloton

Emily Pilloton wants to create things that aren't just well designed, but have a positive social impact.
01/18/2010
00:28

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Intro - 1/18/10

Stephen wants to dig for coal, and Emily Pilloton helps the world's needy with industrial design.
01/18/2010
06:41

The Colbert ReportS6
Coal Comfort - Margaret Palmer

Margaret Palmer believes there's a better way to mine for coal than blowing the tops off mountains.
01/18/2010
00:16

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Home Barbershop Quartet Game

Stephen sings goodnight for all of you playing along with the home barbershop quartet game.
01/18/2010
03:46

The Colbert ReportS6
Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Original Interview Table

Jack up the price of Stephen's original interview table since all proceeds will go to Haiti Disaster Relief.
01/18/2010
00:32

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 1/19/10

Stephen needs a clean pint of urine before he can make an Olympic team, and Stephen Bosworth discusses North Korea.
01/19/2010
06:38

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Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training - Tucker Fredricks

Stephen will crush Shani Davis in a speedskating race, but first Tucker Fredricks needs to teach him how to skate.
01/19/2010
04:58

The Colbert ReportS6
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training

Now that Stephen has saved speedskating by raising $300,000, he's sure to make the Olympic team.
01/19/2010
00:10

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Teleprompter in Italics

Stephen leans sideways to read the teleprompter in italics.
01/19/2010
02:37

The Colbert ReportS6
Onward Christian Soldiers

Technically, "Jesus rifles" aren't a holy war -- they're more like an armor-piercing Sunday school.
01/19/2010
06:27

The Colbert ReportS6
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training - Colbert vs. Davis

Stephen faces off against Shani Davis to win the last place on the U.S. Speedskating team.
01/20/2010
00:37

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 1/20/10

Stephen races Shani Davis and tells the touching human story of how he overcame adversity to interview Dick Ebersol.
01/20/2010
02:48

The Colbert ReportS6
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Race

Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to raise $200 million for NBC and prepares to race Shani Davis.
01/20/2010
06:44

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Dick Ebersol

Dick Ebersol invites Stephen to cover the Olympics as a member of the NBC team and receives a check from the Colbert Nation.
01/20/2010
03:06

The Colbert ReportS6
Boston Dream Guy

Stephen owes Massachusetts an apology after voters elect Scott Brown to the Senate.
01/20/2010
00:19

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Raise Money for Haiti Relief

Don't forget to bid on Stephen's desk and watch Jon Stewart on "Hope for Haiti" tomorrow night.
01/21/2010
06:08

The Colbert ReportS6
John Farmer

John Farmer reveals that the government misrepresented the responsiveness of the national command structure on 9/11.
01/21/2010
04:22

The Colbert ReportS6
ThreatDown - Airport Security Edition

A senior citizen tries to board a plane with a sword hidden inside his cane, and an eight-year-old boy is on the TSA watch list.
01/21/2010
00:32

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 1/21/10

Stephen reviews Obama's first year in office, examines airport terrorism and discusses national security with John Farmer.
01/21/2010
01:00

The Colbert ReportS6
Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Legendary Interview Table

Own the legendary interview table where Stephen was baptized by Richard Branson and tongued by Jane Fonda.
01/21/2010
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