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Onward Christian Soldiers
Season 6 • 01/19/2010
U.S. soldiers use "Jesus rifles" inscribed with secret New Testament verses.
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02:28
The Colbert Report
S6
Massachusetts Special Election
The Massachusetts Senate race is the kind of national election Stephen loves -- the type that gets decided by one state.
01/18/2010
05:35
The Colbert Report
S6
Emily Pilloton
Emily Pilloton wants to create things that aren't just well designed, but have a positive social impact.
01/18/2010
00:28
The Colbert Report
S6
Intro - 1/18/10
Stephen wants to dig for coal, and Emily Pilloton helps the world's needy with industrial design.
01/18/2010
06:41
The Colbert Report
S6
Coal Comfort - Margaret Palmer
Margaret Palmer believes there's a better way to mine for coal than blowing the tops off mountains.
01/18/2010
00:16
The Colbert Report
S6
Sign Off - Home Barbershop Quartet Game
Stephen sings goodnight for all of you playing along with the home barbershop quartet game.
01/18/2010
03:46
The Colbert Report
S6
Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Original Interview Table
Jack up the price of Stephen's original interview table since all proceeds will go to Haiti Disaster Relief.
01/18/2010
00:32
The Colbert Report
S6
Intro - 1/19/10
Stephen needs a clean pint of urine before he can make an Olympic team, and Stephen Bosworth discusses North Korea.
01/19/2010
06:38
The Colbert Report
S6
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training - Tucker Fredricks
Stephen will crush Shani Davis in a speedskating race, but first Tucker Fredricks needs to teach him how to skate.
01/19/2010
04:58
The Colbert Report
S6
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training
Now that Stephen has saved speedskating by raising $300,000, he's sure to make the Olympic team.
01/19/2010
00:10
The Colbert Report
S6
Sign Off - Teleprompter in Italics
Stephen leans sideways to read the teleprompter in italics.
01/19/2010
02:37
The Colbert Report
S6
Onward Christian Soldiers
Technically, "Jesus rifles" aren't a holy war -- they're more like an armor-piercing Sunday school.
01/19/2010
06:27
The Colbert Report
S6
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training - Colbert vs. Davis
Stephen faces off against Shani Davis to win the last place on the U.S. Speedskating team.
01/20/2010
00:37
The Colbert Report
S6
Intro - 1/20/10
Stephen races Shani Davis and tells the touching human story of how he overcame adversity to interview Dick Ebersol.
01/20/2010
02:48
The Colbert Report
S6
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Race
Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to raise $200 million for NBC and prepares to race Shani Davis.
01/20/2010
06:44
The Colbert Report
S6
Dick Ebersol
Dick Ebersol invites Stephen to cover the Olympics as a member of the NBC team and receives a check from the Colbert Nation.
01/20/2010
03:06
The Colbert Report
S6
Boston Dream Guy
Stephen owes Massachusetts an apology after voters elect Scott Brown to the Senate.
01/20/2010
00:19
The Colbert Report
S6
Sign Off - Raise Money for Haiti Relief
Don't forget to bid on Stephen's desk and watch Jon Stewart on "Hope for Haiti" tomorrow night.
01/21/2010
06:08
The Colbert Report
S6
John Farmer
John Farmer reveals that the government misrepresented the responsiveness of the national command structure on 9/11.
01/21/2010
04:22
The Colbert Report
S6
ThreatDown - Airport Security Edition
A senior citizen tries to board a plane with a sword hidden inside his cane, and an eight-year-old boy is on the TSA watch list.
01/21/2010
00:32
The Colbert Report
S6
Intro - 1/21/10
Stephen reviews Obama's first year in office, examines airport terrorism and discusses national security with John Farmer.
01/21/2010
01:00
The Colbert Report
S6
Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Legendary Interview Table
Own the legendary interview table where Stephen was baptized by Richard Branson and tongued by Jane Fonda.
01/21/2010
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