The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Duck and Cover

Season 11 • 02/14/2006

Jon Stewart rubs his nipples upon hearing the words, "Will Dick Cheney resign?"

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Five Ring Circus

Throughout the opening festivities of the Olympics, Brian Williams wanted to make sure no one forgot that the world is a sad, sad place.
02/13/2006
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Mike Mullane

Astronaut Mike Mullane, spent most of his time at NASA in space shuttle simulators.
02/13/2006
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Decisive Shooter

Vice President Dick Cheney believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington's face.
02/13/2006
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Moment of Zen - No Horseplay with Guns

An instructional video on hunting demonstrates how not to shoot another hunter.
02/13/2006
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Dead-Eye Dick

Vice President Dick Cheney hunts pen-raised witless quail with no wings to level the playing field.
02/13/2006
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Headlines - Cheney's Got a Gun

Harry Whittington, 78-years-old, is the first person to have been shot by a sitting vice president since Alexander Hamilton.
02/13/2006
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#2 With a Bullet

The story of Dick Cheney's hunting accident could be a cover-up that goes all the way up to the vice president.
02/14/2006
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Moment of Zen - Puppy Pigs

Puppies suckle on the teat of a pig.
02/14/2006
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Peter Tertzakian

Peter Tertzakian believes the answer to the energy problem is small steps that will buy us time to implement new alternatives.
02/14/2006
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War on St. Valentine's Day

In just 18 short centuries, we've gone from honoring the bloody decapitation of a religious martyr to dogs in boxer shorts.
02/14/2006
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Duck and Cover

After Harry Whittington was shot in the face by Dick Cheney and suffered a mild heart attack, the story was downgraded from "incredibly hilarious" to "now a little sad."
02/14/2006
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Writers on the Storm

Michael Brown was framed: he vows to spend the rest of his life looking for the real director of FEMA.
02/15/2006
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Headlines - Dick-Cheney-Shot-a-Guy-in-the-Face-Gate

The ex-head of the Texas Wildlife and Parks Department apparently outranks the vice president.
02/15/2006
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Trendspotting - Social Networking

Social networking sites are loaded with sexual predators; more importantly they're loaded with sexual prey.
02/15/2006
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Moment of Zen - The Bird

Brit Hume wants to know if Dick Cheney hit his target.
02/15/2006
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Jones - Giant Dick

Today was Cheney's fourth consecutive day without shooting someone else in the face.
02/15/2006
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Julianne Moore

This year Samuel L. Jackson has made more movies than there are days in the year.
02/15/2006
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Know Comments Pt. 2

So which ongoing investigation wouldn't Scott McClellan talk about?
02/16/2006
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Headlines - Danish Cartoons

10,000 people in Pakistan riot because of controversial Danish cartoons depicting the prophet Muhammad.
02/16/2006
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Preview - 2/22/06

Jason Jones promises to be a better father.
02/16/2006
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Headlines - Use The Force

The annual Republican Retreat features an 8 minute parody of "Star Wars" called "Election Wars."
02/16/2006
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