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Duck and Cover
Season 11 • 02/14/2006
Jon Stewart rubs his nipples upon hearing the words, "Will Dick Cheney resign?"
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04:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Five Ring Circus
Throughout the opening festivities of the Olympics, Brian Williams wanted to make sure no one forgot that the world is a sad, sad place.
02/13/2006
05:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Mike Mullane
Astronaut Mike Mullane, spent most of his time at NASA in space shuttle simulators.
02/13/2006
03:06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Decisive Shooter
Vice President Dick Cheney believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington's face.
02/13/2006
00:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Moment of Zen - No Horseplay with Guns
An instructional video on hunting demonstrates how not to shoot another hunter.
02/13/2006
03:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Dead-Eye Dick
Vice President Dick Cheney hunts pen-raised witless quail with no wings to level the playing field.
02/13/2006
04:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Headlines - Cheney's Got a Gun
Harry Whittington, 78-years-old, is the first person to have been shot by a sitting vice president since Alexander Hamilton.
02/13/2006
02:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
#2 With a Bullet
The story of Dick Cheney's hunting accident could be a cover-up that goes all the way up to the vice president.
02/14/2006
00:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Moment of Zen - Puppy Pigs
Puppies suckle on the teat of a pig.
02/14/2006
06:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Peter Tertzakian
Peter Tertzakian believes the answer to the energy problem is small steps that will buy us time to implement new alternatives.
02/14/2006
04:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
War on St. Valentine's Day
In just 18 short centuries, we've gone from honoring the bloody decapitation of a religious martyr to dogs in boxer shorts.
02/14/2006
07:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Duck and Cover
After Harry Whittington was shot in the face by Dick Cheney and suffered a mild heart attack, the story was downgraded from "incredibly hilarious" to "now a little sad."
02/14/2006
03:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Writers on the Storm
Michael Brown was framed: he vows to spend the rest of his life looking for the real director of FEMA.
02/15/2006
03:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Headlines - Dick-Cheney-Shot-a-Guy-in-the-Face-Gate
The ex-head of the Texas Wildlife and Parks Department apparently outranks the vice president.
02/15/2006
06:05
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Trendspotting - Social Networking
Social networking sites are loaded with sexual predators; more importantly they're loaded with sexual prey.
02/15/2006
00:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Moment of Zen - The Bird
Brit Hume wants to know if Dick Cheney hit his target.
02/15/2006
01:32
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Jones - Giant Dick
Today was Cheney's fourth consecutive day without shooting someone else in the face.
02/15/2006
05:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Julianne Moore
This year Samuel L. Jackson has made more movies than there are days in the year.
02/15/2006
00:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Know Comments Pt. 2
So which ongoing investigation wouldn't Scott McClellan talk about?
02/16/2006
00:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Headlines - Danish Cartoons
10,000 people in Pakistan riot because of controversial Danish cartoons depicting the prophet Muhammad.
02/16/2006
00:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Preview - 2/22/06
Jason Jones promises to be a better father.
02/16/2006
02:26
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Headlines - Use The Force
The annual Republican Retreat features an 8 minute parody of "Star Wars" called "Election Wars."
02/16/2006
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