The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Duck and Cover
Season 11 • 02/14/2006
Jon Stewart rubs his nipples upon hearing the words, "Will Dick Cheney resign?"
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Five Ring Circus
Throughout the opening festivities of the Olympics, Brian Williams wanted to make sure no one forgot that the world is a sad, sad place.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Mike Mullane
Astronaut Mike Mullane, spent most of his time at NASA in space shuttle simulators.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Decisive Shooter
Vice President Dick Cheney believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington's face.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Moment of Zen - No Horseplay with Guns
An instructional video on hunting demonstrates how not to shoot another hunter.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Dead-Eye Dick
Vice President Dick Cheney hunts pen-raised witless quail with no wings to level the playing field.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Headlines - Cheney's Got a Gun
Harry Whittington, 78-years-old, is the first person to have been shot by a sitting vice president since Alexander Hamilton.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 #2 With a Bullet
The story of Dick Cheney's hunting accident could be a cover-up that goes all the way up to the vice president.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Moment of Zen - Puppy Pigs
Puppies suckle on the teat of a pig.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Peter Tertzakian
Peter Tertzakian believes the answer to the energy problem is small steps that will buy us time to implement new alternatives.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 War on St. Valentine's Day
In just 18 short centuries, we've gone from honoring the bloody decapitation of a religious martyr to dogs in boxer shorts.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Duck and Cover
After Harry Whittington was shot in the face by Dick Cheney and suffered a mild heart attack, the story was downgraded from "incredibly hilarious" to "now a little sad."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Writers on the Storm
Michael Brown was framed: he vows to spend the rest of his life looking for the real director of FEMA.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Headlines - Dick-Cheney-Shot-a-Guy-in-the-Face-Gate
The ex-head of the Texas Wildlife and Parks Department apparently outranks the vice president.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Trendspotting - Social Networking
Social networking sites are loaded with sexual predators; more importantly they're loaded with sexual prey.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Moment of Zen - The Bird
Brit Hume wants to know if Dick Cheney hit his target.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Jones - Giant Dick
Today was Cheney's fourth consecutive day without shooting someone else in the face.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Julianne Moore
This year Samuel L. Jackson has made more movies than there are days in the year.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Know Comments Pt. 2
So which ongoing investigation wouldn't Scott McClellan talk about?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Headlines - Danish Cartoons
10,000 people in Pakistan riot because of controversial Danish cartoons depicting the prophet Muhammad.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Preview - 2/22/06
Jason Jones promises to be a better father.
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