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Gretchen Carlson Dumbs Down

Season 14 • 12/08/2009

Gretchen Carlson graduated from Stanford with honors, but she doesn't know what a czar is.

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Gaywatch - Meredith Baxter & New York State Senate

The New York State Senate votes down a same-sex marriage bill, but on the other hand, Meredith Baxter comes out.
12/03/2009
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Oliver's Travels - Switzerland

John Oliver asks Ambassador Peter Maurer about Switzerland's unshakable neutrality shortly before its vote to ban minarets.
12/03/2009
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Highway to Health - Senate Fight '09

George Voinovich compares health care reform to the emperor's new clothes, and Judd Gregg employs a deliberate tactic of obstruction.
12/07/2009
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American Idle

Apparently $200 billion of found money isn't enough to save the U.S. economy, so Barack Obama searches for job growth ideas.
12/07/2009
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Intro - Kennedy Center Honors Security

Jon wants to thank the Salahis for the added security at the Kennedy Center Honors.
12/07/2009
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Dan Rather

Dan Rather says America's strategy in Afghanistan has changed from fighting everywhere to focusing on the populated areas.
12/07/2009
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Moment of Zen - John McCain Doesn't Know the Deal

John McCain doesn't know about the deal that was cut over where the white smoke comes out.
12/07/2009
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Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee defends his decision to grant clemency to Maurice Clemmons and offers to call Karl Rove.
12/08/2009
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Scary Plotter

The arrest of a Chicago man in the Mumbai attacks leaves India no choice but to invade the United States.
12/08/2009
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Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Doesn't Know What That Means

Glenn Beck doesn't know what the names on Iran's rocket and telecommunications satellite mean.
12/08/2009
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Gretchen Carlson Dumbs Down

Gretchen Carlson dumbs herself down to connect with an audience who sees intellect as an elitist flaw.
12/08/2009
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Andrew Ross Sorkin

Andrew Ross Sorkin explains that after the bank bailout, there are still no new rules or accountability on Wall Street.
12/09/2009
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Theory v. Practice - TSA Leak

The TSA electronically redacts sensitive portions of its airport security procedures that hackers are quickly able to remove.
12/09/2009
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You're Not Helping - Senate Health Care Debate & Homeless Man

Harry Reid and Tom Coburn suck at debating health care reform, while a homeless man throws tomatoes at Sarah Palin.
12/09/2009
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Moment of Zen - What Are 'You People' For?

"Morning Joe's" Mike Barnicle asks Michael Steele what "you people" are for.
12/09/2009
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The Most Immature Montage Ever - Cash for Caulkers

President Obama's "cash for caulkers" program inspires The Daily Show's most immature montage ever.
12/09/2009
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Teapocalypse - The Tea Party Split

Jason Jones discovers how an Ohio tea party movement was torn apart by a plastic Jesus on a spring.
12/10/2009
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Beck - Not So Mellow Gold

Glenn Beck drives up the price of gold by fanning the flames of fear, but not because he's a paid spokesman.
12/10/2009
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Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Thesaurus Habit

Stephen prevaricated a mendacious falsehood when he said he kicked his thesaurus habit.
12/10/2009
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Obama's Nobel Speech

Barack Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize while overseeing one war and escalating another.
12/10/2009
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Gwen Ifill

Gwen Ifill praises Barack Obama's Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech and describes his decorating taste in the Oval Office.
12/10/2009
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