The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Dos and Don'ts
Season 5 • 12/18/2000
When the audience doesn't laugh, Jon Stewart rubs his nipples.
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Jon asks if he can be on Wolf Blitzer's new show.
Moment of Zen - Victory SpeechThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President-elect George W. Bush delivers a victory speech after winning the presidential election.
Indecision 2000 - Boy to the WorldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Our long national nightmare is over and our new national nightmare is set to begin.
Back in Black - Happy Happy Merry MerryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Lewis Black comments on a swastika made of trees, Santa Clauses riding roller coasters and ice skating and a Colombian cure for baldness.
Headlines - Two in the BushThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Retro Bush administration stars Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice "Wang Chunged" their way into the younger Bush's administration.
Special "C"The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Curry is smuggled from Queens, a dark, lawless land, ruled by tandoori war lords where the spice is one of many hedonistic pleasures.
Headlines - Person of the YearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Time Magazine, the magazine for people who like USA Today but wish it were shinier, named President George W. Bush its Person of the Year.
Marla SokoloffThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Marla Sokoloff met her current boyfriend on the set of her last movie, "Whatever It Takes."
Recap - 12/18/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The new Bush administration is so diverse it looks like the cast of the television show "Zoom."
Moment of Zen - First LadiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The new first lady, Laura Bush, and the old first lady, Hillary Clinton, stand and wave.
Dos and Don'tsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart offers "Dos and Don'ts" for broadcasting students in the audience.
Moment of Zen - Katherine HarrisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Katherine Harris reads a quote from Alexander Hamilton.
Headlines - Transition ImpossibleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bush makes the rounds in Washington interviewing cabinet candidates, meeting with Bill Clinton and riding around in his limo.
Recap - 12/19/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bush transitions into the White House and zookeepers give Christmas gifts to the animals.
Christmas 2000 - Christmas World NewsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
All around the world, it's the Christmas season; all around the world, news happens.
Year's Most Dangerous ToysThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Every year The Lion and Lamb Project releases its list of inappropriate and violent toys.
Ad Nauseam - Christmas AdvertisingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
How can advertisers capitalize on the birth of Christ without presenting potentially offensive images?
Marisa TomeiThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Marisa Tomei and Jon talk about Brooklyn, porn booths and bad tips at bar mitzvahs.
Web ShoppingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vance DeGeneres shops for his friends online and encourages you to do the same.
Correspondents - Madonna Media CircusThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The entire complement of Daily Show correspondents examines the reprehensible media free-for-all that has sprung up around Madonna's wedding.
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