The Colbert Report
Thought for Food - School Potato Guidelines & Fast Food Stamps
Season 8 • 10/18/2011
The food police come for America's tots, and poor people get on the Yum! foods gravy train.
Colbert Super PAC Ad - Foul BallsThe Colbert ReportS8
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow supports the NBA owners who make sure Americans don't have to watch hockey.
The Word - Look Out for the Little GuyThe Colbert ReportS8
If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them.
Occupy Wall Street SpreadsThe Colbert ReportS8
The Occupy Wall Street protests break out of their fair trade, cage-free, biodegradable, free love sweat lodge and spread their anti-one-percent message worldwide.
Sport Report - NBA Lockout & Colbert Super PAC AdThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it.
Harry BelafonteThe Colbert ReportS8
Harry Belafonte talks about the significance of his "Banana Boat Song" and why he dedicated himself to humanitarian and civil rights activism.
Herman Cain's Electrified FenceThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain is joking about the deadly, electrified U.S.-Mexico border fence -- unless Americans are into the idea, in which case he means it.
Talking iPhone 4SThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen tries to talk his iPhone 4S into writing the show.
Sign Off - Sixth Anniversary PortraitThe Colbert ReportS8
In honor of The Report's sixth anniversary, Stephen unveils his latest portrait, and New York's Chelsea Market exhibits behind-the-scenes photos from the show.
Steven PinkerThe Colbert ReportS8
Steven Pinker believes the world is increasingly nonviolent and that this may be the most peaceful time in human existence.
Thought for Food - School Potato Guidelines & Fast Food StampsThe Colbert ReportS8
The USDA launches an attack on the American school lunch tradition of fried tater tots, and Yum! Brand applies for inclusion in the food stamp program.
Job-Killing EPA - Carol BrownerThe Colbert ReportS8
Former EPA administrator Carol Browner explains why clean air and water are good for America's economy.
Job-Killing EPAThe Colbert ReportS8
The Republican presidential candidates all agree on one thing: they want to end the EPA's job-murdering environmental regulations.
Sign Off - Laptop MusicThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen listens to music on his laptop and says goodnight.
Intro - 10/19/11The Colbert ReportS8
GOP presidential candidates debate in Las Vegas, Republicans want to abolish the EPA, and Ali Soufan discusses the war on terror.
Ali SoufanThe Colbert ReportS8
Former FBI Special Agent Ali Soufan discusses the interrogation techniques he used to obtain intelligence from Al Qaeda operatives.
Rush Limbaugh's L.R.A. ResearchThe Colbert ReportS8
Before researching the Lord's Resistance Army, Rush Limbaugh accuses Barack Obama of killing Christians in Uganda.
Chris MartinThe Colbert ReportS8
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin weighs Stephen's single Grammy Award against his seven and admits to stealing America's Gwyneth.
Bill O'Reilly's "Pinheads & Patriots"The Colbert ReportS8
Bill O'Reilly supports America's troops by sending them what they need most on the battlefield: his book.
Intro - 10/20/11The Colbert ReportS8
The airline industry creates a new source of revenue, shocking reports emerge from Afghanistan, and Coldplay perform music from their album "Mylo Xyloto."
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