The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Queers Vie for the Straight Tie
Season 8 • 07/22/2003
Following Canada's decision to legalize gay marriage, America declares "it's on bitch!"
Headlines - Kobe BryantThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
When they built the Kobe Bryant Information Center back in 1999, Jon remembers thinking: "Do we really need this?"
Kobe Trial Media CriticismThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert is only replaying this gratuitous footage to show you how a complex pas de deux of human frailty will be reduced to spectacle.
Kobe's CourthouseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms will spend the next few months shooting footage of Kobe Bryant's lawyers getting out of cars and back into cars.
Kobe Bryant Information CenterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
"The Kobe Bryant Trial" as a title graphic? Come on -- all that does is convey the information in a succinct manner.
Misery Loves CompaniesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Golden Age of Bankruptcy is paving the way for new generation of Rockefellers and Fords.
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Tofu-lishThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Without soy, Steve Carell would never have found the wonderful path of telling you about produce.
Most DeficitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Talk about Chairman of the Bored, Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan testimony yields good news regarding inflation.
Moment of Zen - Master of the ObviousThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Hitting the nail right on the head.
Setting of the SonsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Just like weathermen, the Pentagon predicts an 80% chance that Saddam Hussein's sons were killed by American forces.
Scott GlennThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In a summer full of cotton candy, Scott Glenn's new film, Buffalo Soldiers, provides a few rough edges.
Queers Vie for the Straight TieThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Justice is blind, or in Dennis Kucinich's opinion can also be gay, lesbian, or trans-gendered.
Back in Black - Bush v. Blair ApprovalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bush's approval rating is higher than Blair's because he knows better than to hang around the British House of Commons where people can disagree with you, out loud, in public.
Moment of Zen - Uday and Qusay & Cheech and ChongThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
While President Bush talks about the strength of the Iraqi people, CNN runs a crawl heralding the reuniting of Cheech and Chong.
Headlines - Jessica Lynch HomecomingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Private Jessica Lynch's homecoming gave the news media a chance to educate the public about West Virginia, a diverse and complicated state.
Dick MorrisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Dick Morris, former advisor to President Clinton, talks about what he perceives as missed opportunities to disrupt Al Qaeda operations.
Headlines - Ixnay on Uday & QusayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ending someone's career is one of the less often talked about side effects of ending someone's life.
Headlines - The Smothered BrothersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The U.S. military killed Uday and Qusay Hussein in Mosul, Iraq, with missiles and machine gun fire.
Saddam's Sons DeadThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Hussein family respectfully asks that, in lieu of flowers or donations, you please stop trying to kill them.
Dead HusseinsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart is stunned that images of Saddam Hussein's dead sons were released in America until he realizes they were just the "before" pictures.
Moment of Zen - Bush on ChildThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush remembers how interestingly Julia Child made meals.
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