The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Jessica Lynch Homecoming
Season 8 • 07/23/2003
Dan Rather recites John Denver lyrics in honor of Private Jessica Lynch's homecoming.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Master of the Obvious
Hitting the nail right on the head.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Setting of the Sons
Just like weathermen, the Pentagon predicts an 80% chance that Saddam Hussein's sons were killed by American forces.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Queers Vie for the Straight Tie
Justice is blind, or in Dennis Kucinich's opinion can also be gay, lesbian, or trans-gendered.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Scott Glenn
In a summer full of cotton candy, Scott Glenn's new film, Buffalo Soldiers, provides a few rough edges.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Back in Black - Bush v. Blair Approval
Bush's approval rating is higher than Blair's because he knows better than to hang around the British House of Commons where people can disagree with you, out loud, in public.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Uday and Qusay & Cheech and Chong
While President Bush talks about the strength of the Iraqi people, CNN runs a crawl heralding the reuniting of Cheech and Chong.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Dick Morris
Dick Morris, former advisor to President Clinton, talks about what he perceives as missed opportunities to disrupt Al Qaeda operations.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Ixnay on Uday & Qusay
Ending someone's career is one of the less often talked about side effects of ending someone's life.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - The Smothered Brothers
The U.S. military killed Uday and Qusay Hussein in Mosul, Iraq, with missiles and machine gun fire.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Saddam's Sons Dead
The Hussein family respectfully asks that, in lieu of flowers or donations, you please stop trying to kill them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Jessica Lynch Homecoming
Private Jessica Lynch's homecoming gave the news media a chance to educate the public about West Virginia, a diverse and complicated state.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Dead Husseins
Jon Stewart is stunned that images of Saddam Hussein's dead sons were released in America until he realizes they were just the "before" pictures.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Bush on Child
President Bush remembers how interestingly Julia Child made meals.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Gray Matters
California announces they will be holding a recall election for governor, and candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger is shaking hands and signing boobs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Joseph Wilson Pt. 1
Former ambassador to Iraq Joseph Wilson wonders how the Niger uranium documents passed the muster of the State of the Union but not Italian tabloids.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Minority Report
Stephen Colbert defends the rights of the fraction of the minority that reversed the California gubernatorial election.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Rationalization: Iraqi Freedom
The White House attempts to provide more evidence for invading Iraq after the fact, including a special videotaped ghost story.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Joseph Wilson Pt. 2
Joseph Wilson feels that the White House has sufficiently retracted the infamous 16 words from the State of the Union address.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Paul Teutul, Jr. and Paul Teutul, Sr.
Paul Teutul, Jr. and Paul Teutul, Sr. at American Chopper can make up to three bikes a week.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Nonport Report
The far more likely explanation for 28 pages of blacked out findings in the 9/11 report is that the Bush administration is giving us contemporary conceptual art.
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