The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

NBA Draft

Season 6 • 06/27/2002

Once again, Jon isn't drafted into the NBA.

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05:12

Paul Sorvino
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Paul Sorvino whips out his cadre of impressions, from Al Gore to a large gay man.
06/26/2002
02:38

Headlines - Wet Hot Canadian Summit
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The G8 Summit is held far away from ass-baring protestors and McDonald's goes undercover to avoid vandalism.
06/26/2002
03:04

End of the WorldCom
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WorldCom reports that 3.8 billion dollars is inaccurately reported as earnings, amounting to a massive financial blowjob.
06/26/2002
04:31

I on News - Dirty Bombs
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Jon walks us through the media coverage of dirty bombs more than a month after the arrest of an alleged terrorist.
06/26/2002
06:26

Clint Mathis
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Clint Mathis compares playing soccer overseas versus playing in America.
06/27/2002
03:07

WorldCom
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Rob Corddry reports that if Americans continue to believe in capitalism, the executives still win. They've got it fixed.
06/27/2002
02:28

Headlines - In God We Fuss
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A court of appeals rules that the phrase "Under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance is unconstitutional.
06/27/2002
00:14

Moment Of Zen - Pledge Of Allegiance
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Children from different classrooms recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
06/27/2002
03:17

Dollars and Cents - WorldCom Executives
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When Congress gets through with the WorldCom executives, they'll have nothing left but some faded memories and millions of dollars.
06/27/2002
03:03

Stars & Barred
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Toby Keith and Charlie Daniels will not perform on upcoming 4th of July television specials after their songs are deemed inappropriate.
06/27/2002
01:00

NBA Draft
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Jon believes the NBA discriminated against him because he has asthma and only one kidney.
06/27/2002
00:16

Moment of Zen - Bull Run
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A bull crushes a man at the running of the bulls in Spain.
07/08/2002
02:15

Positive Thinking
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Jon Stewart sees Texas half-empty of flood water, while Stephen Colbert sees Texas as half-full of flood water.
07/08/2002
06:54

Adam Sandler
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Adam Sandler never gets caught for his crimes because he does them to old people who will forget.
07/08/2002
05:23

Domestic Security
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According to the Benjamin Moore racial profiling color wheel, any person darker than butterscotch is probably a terrorist.
07/08/2002
04:02

Headlines - Compound W
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President George W. Bush goes on vacation and New York City landlords heighten security measures on their rental properties.
07/08/2002
02:16

Corporate Criminals
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These misguided WorldCom executives need more than punishment, they need hope.
07/09/2002
05:28

John King Pt. 1
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On tonight's show, Senior White House Correspondent John King is getting a more Nightliney treatment.
07/09/2002
04:29

John King Pt. 2
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John King thinks that the WorldCom accountants are getting hammered.
07/09/2002
03:31

Corporate Punishment
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The U.S. Government is hard at work building new correctional facilities for white collar criminals.
07/09/2002
00:17

Moment of Zen - Scott Sullivan
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Scott Sullivan testifies at a congressional panel investigating the WorldCom scandal.
07/09/2002
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