The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/31/12
Season 8 • 07/31/2012
Dressage is its own world, big news comes to music, and Jeff Koons sells his art formillions.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen's Dressage Training Pt. 1
Former dressage Olympian Michael Barisone rejects Stephen's idea of horse mosh pits and "Dirty Dancing" competition routines.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - "I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me"
Stephen enjoys Joan Rivers' autobiography, "I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me."
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Disinterest in Dressage
Mitt Romney admits his disinterest in Ann Romney's dressage horse, Rafalca, and Charles Krauthammer slams the Romneys for being distracted with a hoity-toity sport.
The Colbert ReportS8 Joan Rivers
Legendary comedian Joan Rivers explains why she hates the Olympics, babies, young people, old people and herself.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rick Gorka's Press Outburst in Poland
Mitt Romney wraps up his historic vacation to England, Israel and Poland, and checks three countries off the 1,000 Places to Offend People Before You Die list.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jeff Koons
American artist Jeff Koons explains his famous sculpture, "Blue Balloon Dog," the museumgoer's experience, and the importance of bringing art to underserved children.
The Colbert ReportS8 StePhest Colbchella '012 - Rocktaugustfest
Stephen remounts his long-running, one-year festival tradition on NYC's USS Intrepid, with such talent as Santigold, Grizzly Bear, Grandmaster Flash, The Flaming Lips and Fun.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen's Dressage Training Pt. 2
Stephen successfully completes a lifelong 20 minutes of dressage training on his 1,500-pound baseball steed.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rafalca's Impact on Mitt Romney's VP Pick
Ann Romney's horse, Rafalca, could have a major impact on the U.S. presidential election, while dressage is really all about budgeting.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 7/31/12
Horses define dressage, the world of music boasts big news, and American artist Jeff Koons discusses his work.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sport Report - Stephen Colbefrajilympic Expealacoverage! - Gymnastics & Swimming
The Olympic games are about making little foreign girls cry, and China's 16-year-old swimming sensation avoids checking Facebook mid-race.
The Colbert ReportS8 The "Fiscal Cliff" Conundrum & Grover Norquist's Tax Pledge
The Senate and House need to compromise on tax cuts, but Tax Master Grover Norquist holds Republicans to their no-tax blood oath.
The Colbert ReportS8 John Grunsfeld
NASA physicist John Grunsfeld maps out Curiosity's landing course and considers whether or not there's life on Mars.
The Colbert ReportS8 Obama Administration's Birth Control Mandate
Women visit America's Planned Parenthoods to be hooked up to Yaz force-feeding tubes like sex-crazed, foie gras geese.
The Colbert ReportS8 Better Know a District - Missouri's 3rd or 1st - Russ Carnahan
Missouri's Russ Carnahan deals with redistricting and verifies that he is not a genetically modified ear of corn in a suit.
The Colbert ReportS8 Thought for Food - USDA Meatless Mondays & Plant Communication Research
"Meatless Mondays" erase "Trichinosis Tuesdays," and morally superior vegans are actually vicious kale killers.
The Colbert ReportS8 Nancy Pelosi's BKAD Pact & the DISCLOSE Act Filibuster
When it came to supporting the DISCLOSE act, Stephen made a deal with the devil -- and by "devil," he means Minority House Leader Nancy Pelosi.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Carrot Nibble
Stephen says goodnight and snacks on a carrot.
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