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Season 6 • 01/10/2002

If you plug the X-ray machine into an apple, you're almost smart enough to be an airport screener.

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02:08

Operation Enduring Coverage - Weapons Shipment
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Despite the admission from a weapon shipment's captain that he was bringing his ship to Palestine, leaders say they have nothing to hide.
01/09/2002
02:56

Book Jokes
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Jon Stewart paves the way for a half-hour book joke preview show by reviewing Robert James Waller's new "The Madison's of Bridges County."
01/09/2002
00:30

Preview - 1/10/02
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Jon previews the various Blacks that will be appearing on tomorrow's show.
01/09/2002
04:40

Jack Black
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Jack Black complains about the lack of good Mexican food in New York.
01/10/2002
02:15

This Just In - NBCsick
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To combat a steep drop in ad revenue, NBC becomes the first network to start airing ads for hard liquor.
01/10/2002
00:24

Moment of Zen - Gun Collection
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An Orange County assistant sheriff reads a list of the guns found at disgruntled nuclear power plant worker David Reza's house.
01/10/2002
02:18

Other News - In Arms Way
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A California man's threat to shoot his coworkers at a nuclear power plant leads police to his house, where they discover over 300 guns, hand grenades and rocket launchers.
01/10/2002
02:37

Rink Rage
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Lauren Weedman praises the journalists covering the hockey dad trial for bringing media sensationalism back to America.
01/10/2002
02:46

Back in Black - Happy New Year
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Lewis Black profiles the dumbest in New Year's celebrations in Paris, Australia and New York.
01/10/2002
02:45

Catcher in the Rye
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Mo Rocca argues that high school educated airport screeners would be too distracted by thoughts of Holden Caulfield to catch terrorists.
01/10/2002
01:14

Other News - Line of G.E.D.Fense
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The Transportation Security Administration will no longer require a high school degree for its airport screeners.
01/10/2002
06:52

Lesley Stahl Pt. 1
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Lesley Stahl talks about satire and what would have happened had President Bush's pretzel been a falafel.
01/14/2002
00:35

Preview - 1/15/02
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Mo Rocca interviews a woman battling with area buzzards.
01/14/2002
02:53

Lesley Stahl Pt. 2
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Lesley Stahl discuss the bizarre, yet honest, CNN commercial which points out how news is all about image.
01/14/2002
03:09

Breaking News - Pringle-esque
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Nancy Walls reports on George W. Bush's encounter with Pringles only a day after the "pretzel incident."
01/14/2002
03:32

Monsters, Inc.
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Enron and Ford have both done their best to aid in an economy spiraling out of control.
01/14/2002
00:13

Moment of Zen - Listen To Your Mothers
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George W. Bush shows a sense of humor about the pretzel incident.
01/14/2002
02:39

Dollars and Cents - And "Cents"
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Dollars and Cents is forced to scale back its staff by firing Steve Carell.
01/14/2002
03:36

Headlines - Cuba Unlibre
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Fifty lucky Taliban and Al Qaeda prisoners are airlifted from the Middle East to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
01/15/2002
06:20

Ian McKellen
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Ian McKellen thinks the Queen dressed dreadfully at his knighting ceremony.
01/15/2002
00:15

Moment of Zen - Bush Sits on a Tractor
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President George W. Bush sits on a tractor and plays with the wheel.
01/15/2002
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