The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Garfield Loves Veterans
Season 6 • 11/15/2010
Garfield doesn't hate veterans -- he hates Mondays.
Colbert Platinum - Kanye West & Million-Dollar Advent CalendarThe Colbert ReportS6
Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar.
Quincy JonesThe Colbert ReportS6
Quincy Jones remembers when Frank Sinatra cut him loose with Lucille Ball and Loretta Young in Las Vegas.
Sign Off - If It Walks Like a DuckThe Colbert ReportS6
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, make a list of all the partners you've recently been with and call a doctor.
Stephen Trademarks Dated CatchphrasesThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen will soon be the proud owner of the trademark for "all that and a bag of chips." You hear that, Frito Lay?
Intro - 11/11/10The Colbert ReportS6
Wall Street prepares to trickle down on poor people, Nintendo goes to court, and Quincy Jones wants a Latin Grammy.
Stephen Absorbs Gene Shalit's OpinionsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen restores Lou Dobbs' opinions before absorbing the power of Gene Shalit's puns.
Finding Mr. GoodwrenchThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen admits to murdering Mr. Goodwrench and putting the body in a place where no one would ever look.
David SternThe Colbert ReportS6
NBA Commissioner David Stern discusses basketball's popularity around the world and the benefits of short shorts.
Garfield and President Obama's Veterans Day ControversiesThe Colbert ReportS6
President Obama celebrates Veterans Day by giving a do-nothing speech to a base full of active duty American troops in South Korea.
TSA Full-Body Scanners - Jeffrey GoldbergThe Colbert ReportS6
Jeffrey Goldberg opposes useless airport security that needlessly humiliates American citizens.
Sign Off - Garfield Loves VeteransThe Colbert ReportS6
Garfield loves veterans even more than he loves lasagna.
Prince William Proposes to Kate MiddletonThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen informs the royal family that he has taken out a special post office box exclusively to receive Prince William's wedding invitation.
John LegendThe Colbert ReportS6
John Legend encourages people to stay involved and aware of what's going on in the world with his tribute to protest songs from the 60s and 70s.
Intro - 11/16/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at the new trend in alcoholic energy drinks, Sarah Palin has a new reality show, and John Legend performs "Shine."
Thought for Food - C-Zurrrre, Medal of Hunger Winner & CheesercizeThe Colbert ReportS6
Several states consider banning alcoholic energy drinks, a hungry man eats his sandwich after getting shot, and the USDA wants to increase cheese consumption.
Ian FrazierThe Colbert ReportS6
Ian Frazier describes being on a train for 52 hours and never leaving the Russian forest.
Chair ApparentThe Colbert ReportS6
Joe Barton is an expert on the wind industry, and John Shimkus knows that God will not destroy the Earth.
Old People in SpaceThe Colbert ReportS6
Sending senior citizens on an all-expense paid, one-way ticket to oblivion will reduce the deficit without raising taxes.
Synchronize Watches to Colbert TimeThe Colbert ReportS6
It is once again time to synchronize your watches to Colbert time.
Charlie Rangel, You Got MailedThe Colbert ReportS6
Charlie Rangel faces a formal congressional letter of reprimand after being convicted of ethics violations.
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