The Colbert Report

Old People in Space

Season 6 • 11/17/2010

Seniors can spend their golden years baking in the sun and sitting motionless on Mars.

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09:16

TSA Full-Body Scanners - Jeffrey Goldberg
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Jeffrey Goldberg opposes useless airport security that needlessly humiliates American citizens.
11/15/2010
02:54

Prince William Proposes to Kate Middleton
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Stephen informs the royal family that he has taken out a special post office box exclusively to receive Prince William's wedding invitation.
11/16/2010
03:23

John Legend
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John Legend encourages people to stay involved and aware of what's going on in the world with his tribute to protest songs from the 60s and 70s.
11/16/2010
00:36

Intro - 11/16/10
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Stephen looks at the new trend in alcoholic energy drinks, Sarah Palin has a new reality show, and John Legend performs "Shine."
11/16/2010
05:46

Thought for Food - C-Zurrrre, Medal of Hunger Winner & Cheesercize
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Several states consider banning alcoholic energy drinks, a hungry man eats his sandwich after getting shot, and the USDA wants to increase cheese consumption.
11/16/2010
06:09

Ian Frazier
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Ian Frazier describes being on a train for 52 hours and never leaving the Russian forest.
11/17/2010
05:14

Chair Apparent
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Joe Barton is an expert on the wind industry, and John Shimkus knows that God will not destroy the Earth.
11/17/2010
00:15

Synchronize Watches to Colbert Time
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It is once again time to synchronize your watches to Colbert time.
11/17/2010
02:32

Charlie Rangel, You Got Mailed
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Charlie Rangel faces a formal congressional letter of reprimand after being convicted of ethics violations.
11/17/2010
00:34

Intro - 11/17/10
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Stephen wonders if Americans can put the national debt in vertical stripes and asks Ian Frazier how much a Toblerone costs in the gulag minibar.
11/17/2010
05:28

Old People in Space
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Sending senior citizens on an all-expense paid, one-way ticket to oblivion will reduce the deficit without raising taxes.
11/17/2010
03:02

Stephen Pardons Joseph Gobbles
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By the power vested in him by basic cable, Stephen grants Joseph Gobbles a complete pardon for all crimes -- past, present and future.
11/18/2010
02:02

Joseph Gobbles Shoots Jay the Intern
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Stephen makes a police sketch of Joseph Gobbles the turkey after he shoots Jay the Intern in a botched drug deal.
11/18/2010
07:43

Salvatore Giunta
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Salvatore Giunta gives credit to all the unsung heroes who didn't receive a Medal of Honor for bravery in Afghanistan.
11/18/2010
00:07

Sign Off - Happy Thanksgiving
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Stephen prepares to eat a turkey for Thanksgiving.
11/18/2010
07:30

Tip/Wag - Pope Benedict XVI, Trick Play & Joseph Gobbles
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The pope speaks out against the Internet, a middle school football team pulls off the greatest trick play, and Joseph Gobbles deals drugs to Jay the Intern.
11/18/2010
03:06

Better Business Hero
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The next hot investment opportunity is toys your grandfather played with during the Depression.
11/29/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
11/29/2010
00:30

Intro - 11/29/10
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Stephen wants to convince married couples to breed, helps small business owners and gives Dan Savage a wedgie.
11/29/2010
02:38

Black Friday Interpretation
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Stephen apologizes to everyone at his neighborhood Wal-Mart who may have been offended by his wrongful interpretation of what Black Friday means.
11/29/2010
06:28

Dan Savage
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Dan Savage wants Stephen to set an example for high-profile conservative pundits by making a video for the It Gets Better Project.
11/29/2010
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