The Colbert Report
Old People in Space
Season 6 • 11/17/2010
Seniors can spend their golden years baking in the sun and sitting motionless on Mars.
The Colbert ReportS6 TSA Full-Body Scanners - Jeffrey Goldberg
Jeffrey Goldberg opposes useless airport security that needlessly humiliates American citizens.
The Colbert ReportS6 Prince William Proposes to Kate Middleton
Stephen informs the royal family that he has taken out a special post office box exclusively to receive Prince William's wedding invitation.
The Colbert ReportS6 John Legend
John Legend encourages people to stay involved and aware of what's going on in the world with his tribute to protest songs from the 60s and 70s.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 11/16/10
Stephen looks at the new trend in alcoholic energy drinks, Sarah Palin has a new reality show, and John Legend performs "Shine."
The Colbert ReportS6 Thought for Food - C-Zurrrre, Medal of Hunger Winner & Cheesercize
Several states consider banning alcoholic energy drinks, a hungry man eats his sandwich after getting shot, and the USDA wants to increase cheese consumption.
The Colbert ReportS6 Ian Frazier
Ian Frazier describes being on a train for 52 hours and never leaving the Russian forest.
The Colbert ReportS6 Chair Apparent
Joe Barton is an expert on the wind industry, and John Shimkus knows that God will not destroy the Earth.
The Colbert ReportS6 Synchronize Watches to Colbert Time
It is once again time to synchronize your watches to Colbert time.
The Colbert ReportS6 Charlie Rangel, You Got Mailed
Charlie Rangel faces a formal congressional letter of reprimand after being convicted of ethics violations.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 11/17/10
Stephen wonders if Americans can put the national debt in vertical stripes and asks Ian Frazier how much a Toblerone costs in the gulag minibar.
The Colbert ReportS6 Old People in Space
Sending senior citizens on an all-expense paid, one-way ticket to oblivion will reduce the deficit without raising taxes.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen Pardons Joseph Gobbles
By the power vested in him by basic cable, Stephen grants Joseph Gobbles a complete pardon for all crimes -- past, present and future.
The Colbert ReportS6 Joseph Gobbles Shoots Jay the Intern
Stephen makes a police sketch of Joseph Gobbles the turkey after he shoots Jay the Intern in a botched drug deal.
The Colbert ReportS6 Salvatore Giunta
Salvatore Giunta gives credit to all the unsung heroes who didn't receive a Medal of Honor for bravery in Afghanistan.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Happy Thanksgiving
Stephen prepares to eat a turkey for Thanksgiving.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Pope Benedict XVI, Trick Play & Joseph Gobbles
The pope speaks out against the Internet, a middle school football team pulls off the greatest trick play, and Joseph Gobbles deals drugs to Jay the Intern.
The Colbert ReportS6 Better Business Hero
The next hot investment opportunity is toys your grandfather played with during the Depression.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 11/29/10
Stephen wants to convince married couples to breed, helps small business owners and gives Dan Savage a wedgie.
The Colbert ReportS6 Black Friday Interpretation
Stephen apologizes to everyone at his neighborhood Wal-Mart who may have been offended by his wrongful interpretation of what Black Friday means.
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