The Colbert Report
Old People in Space
Season 6 • 11/17/2010
Seniors can spend their golden years baking in the sun and sitting motionless on Mars.
TSA Full-Body Scanners - Jeffrey GoldbergThe Colbert ReportS6
Jeffrey Goldberg opposes useless airport security that needlessly humiliates American citizens.
Prince William Proposes to Kate MiddletonThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen informs the royal family that he has taken out a special post office box exclusively to receive Prince William's wedding invitation.
John LegendThe Colbert ReportS6
John Legend encourages people to stay involved and aware of what's going on in the world with his tribute to protest songs from the 60s and 70s.
Intro - 11/16/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at the new trend in alcoholic energy drinks, Sarah Palin has a new reality show, and John Legend performs "Shine."
Thought for Food - C-Zurrrre, Medal of Hunger Winner & CheesercizeThe Colbert ReportS6
Several states consider banning alcoholic energy drinks, a hungry man eats his sandwich after getting shot, and the USDA wants to increase cheese consumption.
Ian FrazierThe Colbert ReportS6
Ian Frazier describes being on a train for 52 hours and never leaving the Russian forest.
Chair ApparentThe Colbert ReportS6
Joe Barton is an expert on the wind industry, and John Shimkus knows that God will not destroy the Earth.
Synchronize Watches to Colbert TimeThe Colbert ReportS6
It is once again time to synchronize your watches to Colbert time.
Charlie Rangel, You Got MailedThe Colbert ReportS6
Charlie Rangel faces a formal congressional letter of reprimand after being convicted of ethics violations.
Intro - 11/17/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wonders if Americans can put the national debt in vertical stripes and asks Ian Frazier how much a Toblerone costs in the gulag minibar.
Old People in SpaceThe Colbert ReportS6
Sending senior citizens on an all-expense paid, one-way ticket to oblivion will reduce the deficit without raising taxes.
Stephen Pardons Joseph GobblesThe Colbert ReportS6
By the power vested in him by basic cable, Stephen grants Joseph Gobbles a complete pardon for all crimes -- past, present and future.
Joseph Gobbles Shoots Jay the InternThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen makes a police sketch of Joseph Gobbles the turkey after he shoots Jay the Intern in a botched drug deal.
Salvatore GiuntaThe Colbert ReportS6
Salvatore Giunta gives credit to all the unsung heroes who didn't receive a Medal of Honor for bravery in Afghanistan.
Sign Off - Happy ThanksgivingThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen prepares to eat a turkey for Thanksgiving.
Tip/Wag - Pope Benedict XVI, Trick Play & Joseph GobblesThe Colbert ReportS6
The pope speaks out against the Internet, a middle school football team pulls off the greatest trick play, and Joseph Gobbles deals drugs to Jay the Intern.
Better Business HeroThe Colbert ReportS6
The next hot investment opportunity is toys your grandfather played with during the Depression.
Intro - 11/29/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants to convince married couples to breed, helps small business owners and gives Dan Savage a wedgie.
Black Friday InterpretationThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen apologizes to everyone at his neighborhood Wal-Mart who may have been offended by his wrongful interpretation of what Black Friday means.
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