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Gonzales' Alibi

Season 12 • 03/27/2007

Jon's heard better excuses from his toddler about how feces got in the DVD player.

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03:51

Iran: The Jan Brady of Evil
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Once Iran discovers how pleasurable British hostages are, John Oliver won't be safe.
03/26/2007
03:29

Sanchez Overboard
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Human guinea pig Rick Sanchez falls off the SS Verne Troyer to simulate a cruise ship emergency.
03/26/2007
00:19

Moment of Zen - Food Chain
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Getting in the water makes a human realize where his species stands.
03/26/2007
03:01

Back In Black: Good News Explosion
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Lewis Black reports that tattoos are big in Iraq, especially "Death to America."
03/26/2007
07:41

John Kerry
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Jon would have loved John Kerry's new book, except there are no pictures.
03/26/2007
00:50

The Pick-Up
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Stephen pulls out all the lines to get you to come to his place for a show.
03/26/2007
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bubba Gump
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Rep. Sam Johnson isn't the biggest fan of allusions.
03/27/2007
00:57

Dennis Miller
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Stephen and Jon take their shot at bringing out obscure Miller-isms.
03/27/2007
06:19

Dennis Miller
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Dennis Miller thanks Jon for taking swipes at the Democrats with a torrent of obscure references.
03/27/2007
05:22

Cloned Meat
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Rob Riggle examines how cloning will one day make every steak equally delicious.
03/27/2007
02:04

Gonzales' Alibi
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Jon's heard better excuses from his toddler about how feces got in the DVD player.
03/27/2007
05:15

Executive Privilege
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John Hodgman plays back a damning chat with Jon to illustrate illustrate executive privilege.
03/28/2007
06:37

Bill Richardson
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Governor Bill Richardson thought he was toast after showing Saddam Hussein the soles of his shoes.
03/28/2007
00:13

Moment of Zen - Hand of Friendship
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Nancy Pelosi urges President George W. Bush to calm down.
03/28/2007
04:59

Oliver/Wilmore - The N-Word
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Larry Wilmore and John Oliver team up to investigate the impending ban on the N-word.
03/28/2007
00:58

Daily/Colbert - N-Word
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Stephen gets his N-Words crossed.
03/28/2007
01:57

Furious George
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Sen. Mark Pryor suggests we set a withdrawal date, but keep it secret so Iraq will just be confused.
03/28/2007
05:50

Philip Zimbardo
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Psychologist Philip Zimbardo compares the Stanford Prison Experiment to Abu Ghraib.
03/29/2007
02:08

MC Rove
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Karl Rove's performance at the Correspondents' Dinner inspires Jon to drop his own lyrics.
03/29/2007
03:06

Indecision v.2.008
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Jon rounds up the Presidential candidates' online shenanigans.
03/29/2007
03:42

Iranian Hostage Crisis
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Hey Iran, you know how hard it is to keep President Bombs-A-Lot from throwing down on you?
03/29/2007
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