The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/22/06
Season 2 • 02/22/2006
There should be no U.A.E. in U.S.A -- well there's a U and an A, but the E....
Intro - 2/21/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on disappointing Olympic athletes and prepares to interview the only politician from New Jersey who hasn't been accused of corruption.
Accidental ShootingThe Colbert ReportS2
After a week off, Stephen returns with tragic news: he accidentally shot a friend in the face.
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 13thThe Colbert ReportS2
Orphan though it may be, New Jersey's 13th Congressional district makes Stephen feel lucky.
The Word - U.S.A.? U.S.A.?The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is upset that America refuses to win gold medals at the Winter Olympics by any means necessary.
Fract - AmericanaThe Colbert ReportS2
Tonight's freedom fact takes a deeper look at Americana production.
Sign Off - DNAThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen swabs some of his own DNA for a place of honor on his bookshelf.
ThreatDown - Gay AdoptionThe Colbert ReportS2
From gay adoption to roommates, Stephen goes over the five most-threatening issues in America.
Michael Eric DysonThe Colbert ReportS2
Dr. Michael Eric Dyson discusses the nation's racial divide in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
Speed Skating DebacleThe Colbert ReportS2
Without the rights to the footage, Stephen acts out the press conference between two American speed skaters.
The Word - Absolutely MaybeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen questions if the U.A.E., which has supported both terrorists and the war on terror, should be in charge of U.S. ports.
Intro - 2/22/06The Colbert ReportS2
From the United Arab Emirates wanting to control a U.S. port to the Katrina debacle, Stephen introduces the major topics of this episode.
Intro - 2/23/06The Colbert ReportS2
The White House releases its own report on Hurricane Katrina, while California can't find doctors to assist with lethal injections.
The Word - HippocraticalThe Colbert ReportS2
When your country calls on you to do your duty, don't hide behind your professional ethics.
David BrooksThe Colbert ReportS2
The New York Times columnist David Brooks talks about being the conservative that liberals can like.
ThreatDown - BearsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has said it before: bears are after our kids.
Pharmaceuticals: Prescription for ProgressThe Colbert ReportS2
Despite all they do to keep you healthy, some people still don't appreciate pharmaceutical companies.
Sign Off - Pause Your TVsThe Colbert ReportS2
Instead of saying goodbye, Stephen wants you to pause your TV and leave him on your screen all weekend.
Presidential VisionsThe Colbert ReportS2
The Bush administration admits that the response to Hurricane Katrina fell short of the coordinated effort envisioned by President Bush.
Intro - 2/27/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen addresses the so-called separation of church and state, and the biblical signs that the apocalypse is upon us.
Who Hates Whom in the Name of GodThe Colbert ReportS2
While people of all faiths believe that God is love, many religions have gotten some real mileage out of hate.
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