Crank YankersS3 E18Elmer Needs an Assistant
Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
Crank YankersS3 E18Spoonie Plans a Night Out
Spoonie Luv calls a bondsman to see if he can arrange bail before a night on the town.
Crank YankersS3 E19Doughnuts for Special Ed
Special Ed dials a doughnut shop to confirm some of their pricing.
Crank YankersS3 E19Jack Needs a House Sitter
A woman finds it nearly impossible to get information on a house-sitting job from an overly sensitive man.
Crank YankersS3 E19Mister Moustache Strikes Again
Mister Moustache calls an unsuspecting man to make an important request.
Crank YankersS5 E1The Truth Recruits Senior Citizens
Retired semi-pro football player Landalious Truefeld (David Alan Grier) calls up an old folks' home to organize a football league for senior citizens.
Crank YankersS5 E1Chelsea Peretti Wants You to Know She's, Like, Really Hot
Chelsea Peretti inquiries about a job at a restaurant known for its attractive waitresses, and she isn't afraid to flaunt her own hotness.
Crank YankersS5 E2Shasta (Punkie Johnson) Warns the Neighbors of White Activity
Shasta (Punkie Johnson) calls up her local neighborhood watch to report a guy for doing suspicious activities while white.
Crank YankersS5 E2Dr. Penis (Bobby Moynihan) Has a Vape Freak-Out
Dr. Penis (Bobby Moynihan) calls a vape shop to complain that their product has forced him to behave like a negligent father and husband.
Crank YankersS5 E2Elmer (Jimmy Kimmel) Loves His Diapers
Elmer (Jimmy Kimmel) wants the store that sold him adult diapers to know he has a new lease on life thanks to their product.
Crank YankersS5 E3Abbi Jacobson Investigates Her Missed Connection at the Rental Car Counter
Cheryl (Abbi Jacobson) calls up a rental car agency looking for an employee with whom she felt serious vibes.
Crank YankersS5 E3Hadassah's Job Requirements
Hadassah (Sarah Silverman) calls about a potential job, but the recitation of her lengthy list of requirements quickly becomes a TMI soliloquy.
Crank YankersS5 E4Spoonie Luv Needs Maid Service
Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) calls a hotel to see if they'll be cool about his planned lecherous activities, then gets a surprise of his own.
Crank YankersS5 E4Mork (Eric Wareheim) and Brad (Tim Heidecker) Want a Birthday Cake for Daddy
Mork (Eric Wareheim) and Brad (Tim Heidecker) phone a Dutch bakery to order a birthday cake for their dad, but their ideas might prove too inventive to accommodate.
Crank YankersS5 E5Fortune Feimster's the Butt of the Joke & Aubrey Plaza Needs Wiccan-Approved Lumber
A butt-dial leads to a blossoming friendship for Fortune Feimster, and Aubrey Plaza has a love-hate relationship with a lumber yard's business practices.
Crank YankersS5 E6Niles's Lice Problem
Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri) seeks advice on dealing with his domesticated orangutan's lice infestation.
Crank YankersS5 E8Bob (Will Forte) Gets a Bird's-Eye View
Bob (Will Forte) calls the Audubon Society to identify a bird he spots through his Ring video doorbell, which catches a bit more than a feathered friend on his lawn.
Crank YankersS5 E9Niles Needs Santa Suit Alterations & Everyone's Invited to Natasha Leggero's Measles Party
Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri) has very specific alterations in mind for his Santa Claus suit, and Natasha Leggero won't let measles ruin anyone's good time at a party.
Crank YankersS5 E9Mrs. Birchum's Nut Butter
Birchum (Adam Carolla) calls an organic food store in search of a weight control nut butter for his wife.
Crank YankersS5 E10Bobby Brown's Name Is Not for Sale
Terrence Catheter (Jimmy Kimmel) calls Bobby Brown to gauge his interest in changing his name to avoid confusion with actress Millie Bobby Brown.