The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Ted Williams' Resurrection

Season 7 • 07/10/2002

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03:31

Corporate Punishment
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The U.S. Government is hard at work building new correctional facilities for white collar criminals.
07/09/2002
00:17

Moment of Zen - Scott Sullivan
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Scott Sullivan testifies at a congressional panel investigating the WorldCom scandal.
07/09/2002
04:46

Headlines - Wall Street Weak
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Executives of doomed WorldCom face a congressional panel that is investigating a $4 billion accounting fraud.
07/09/2002
01:47

Headlines - Tied
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Baseball's All-Star Game ends in a tie after both teams run out of pitchers and baseball commissioner Bud Selig is forced to call the game.
07/10/2002
02:02

Headlines - Ice Pop
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Ted Williams, the greatest natural hitter in the history of baseball, died and was immediately cryogenically frozen in a lab in Scottsdale, Arizona.
07/10/2002
00:39

Moment of Zen - Jacko Against Sony
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Michael Jackson lashes out at the Sony higher-ups and accuses them of racism.
07/10/2002
05:19

Busta Rhymes
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Busta Rhymes discusses his role in "Halloween: Resurrection."
07/10/2002
01:39

Headlines - Player Haters
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The Baseball Players' union threatens a strike, while Major League Baseball attempts to crack down on steroid use among its players.
07/10/2002
02:43

Other News - Off the Wall
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Michael Jackson accuses Sony and the recording industry of racism after they failed to promote his last album properly.
07/10/2002
02:18

All-Star Game Recap
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Rob Corddry and Ed Helms play the highlights from last night's All-Star Game.
07/10/2002
03:02

Ted Williams' Resurrection
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Stephen Colbert discusses the benefits of freezing Ted Williams and other famous athletes.
07/10/2002
05:56

Steve Irwin
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Steve Irwin and his wife are the only couple in the world who can cross-dress and no one would know.
07/11/2002
04:59

Vice Capades
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As CEO of Halliburton Dick Cheney received his training from the same book as the CEOs of Global Crossing and Enron.
07/11/2002
02:52

Ad Nauseam - Anti-Commercials
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The anti-commercial, a way for advertisers to acknowledge your distrust of commercials and hand it back to you in handy commercial form.
07/11/2002
00:30

Moment of Zen - Good Accounting
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Dick Cheney explains why exactly he loves dealing with accounting firm Arthur Andersen.
07/11/2002
05:30

Hoo-Ha Brouhaha
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When female health insurance costs rise they siphon money from real medical necessities, such as Viagra.
07/11/2002
01:34

Headlines - Head's Up
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Archeologists in Chad unearth the oldest known fossilized skull of a pre-human ancestor that walked upright.
07/15/2002
03:41

Headlines - Expatriate Games
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The Iraqi Military Alliance, a group of anti-Saddam Iraqi exiles, meets in London, vowing to destroy Saddam's elite Republican Guard over-40 division.
07/15/2002
03:01

Frame and Fortune
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The curators of the Cooper-Hewitt National Design Museum stumble upon an original drawing by Michelangelo, valued at $12 million.
07/15/2002
05:16

I Know What You Did Last Summer of the Shark
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If it's not going to be the "Summer of the Shark," Stephen Colbert decides it should be the "Summer of the Anything."
07/15/2002
00:41

Moment of Zen - Bai Xue
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A 7-year-old Chinese art prodigy skips around her studio and paints.
07/15/2002
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