The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

This Just In - Loco-motive

Season 3 • 03/11/1999

Amtrak announces plans for bullets trains in the North East.

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Headlines - Desert Fox

For the first time ever an Israeli Arab woman is crowned Miss Israel.
03/11/1999
02:44

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Thersday for the Ladies - Madeleine Albright

Madeleine Albright defends American policy towards China.
03/11/1999
01:35

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Headlines - Itty Bitty Liddy Committee

Liddy Dole has established a committee to raise money for Bob Dole's presidential campaign.
03/11/1999
03:14

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Laugh For Christ Sake

Each year eager clowns go to the Clowning for Christ Symposium to learn biblical tomfoolery.
03/11/1999
03:32

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Hootie and the Blowfish

Jon is sick of watching Hootie and the Blowfish play golf on VH1.
03/11/1999
01:09

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Other News - LSDeceased

CIA's Sidney Gottlieb gave LSD to hundreds of unwitting Americans because they feared enemies could use the drug as a weapon.
03/11/1999
00:26

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Recap - 3/11/99

Will the bullet train have as much speed as the engineers?
03/11/1999
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Headlines - Fatter Up

Hat enabler, Garth Brooks is spending spring training with the San Diego Padres.
03/11/1999
02:51

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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actor Nominees

DeCaro makes his predictions for the Academy Awards.
03/11/1999
00:15

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Moment of Zen - Twisted Feet

An anonymous man is able to twist his legs all the way around.
03/11/1999
01:15

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This Just In - Loco-motive

Amtrak plans to build bullet trains. Now you can get derailed in half the time.
03/11/1999
00:26

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Recap - 3/15/99

Jon recaps the day's events, including a snowstorm that somehow turns the Midwest whiter.
03/15/1999
02:06

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A Tale of Survival - Monitor Lizard Pt. 2

Vance DeGeneres wraps up his tale of survival with a happy ending -- thanks to danger-seeker Charles Carpenter.
03/15/1999
02:31

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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actress

Frank DeCaro likes Christina Ricci for the Best Actress award, even though she isn't nominated.
03/15/1999
01:26

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This Just In - Ton of Blubber

Japan's deep tradition of respect for the whale only partially explains why they hunt the sea mammal into extinction.
03/15/1999
00:10

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Moment of Zen - Eating Bugs

A man in another country starts eating some bugs.
03/15/1999
00:55

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Other News - The Old Man and the C-Cups

Hugh Hefner starts dating the Bentley twins after overcoming a detached retina.
03/15/1999
04:23

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Peter Krause

Peter Krause learns the ropes of puppet wagoneering in the beautiful suburb of Roseville, Minnesota.
03/15/1999
02:03

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Headlines - Raging Bullsh*t

Evander Holyfield earns a draw against Lennox Lewis by pummeling his right hand with his face.
03/15/1999
04:12

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A Tale of Survival - Monitor Lizard Pt. 1

A five-foot monitor lizard with a taste for Mary Kay representatives is loose in Florida, and Vance DeGeneres is there.
03/15/1999
01:06

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Headlines - Snow News Day

West Virginia is devastated by a snowstorm and vows to install electricity.
03/15/1999
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