The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Sexual Health
Season 4 • 04/09/2008
Everyone knows it takes three hours to satisfy your lady.
Democralypse Now - 3amThe Colbert ReportS4
In a rare moment of solidarity, Obama and McCain have responded to Hillary's ad campaign.
Pope Coming to NYCThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen tempts the Pope to come on the show with an iPod, Air Pope shoes and an unbaptized baby.
Children's DrawingsThe Colbert ReportS4
The children in Pennsylvania are so excited about Stephen's visit, they sent him their artwork.
Madeleine AlbrightThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen promises Madeleine Albright a private showing of his portrait at the Smithsonian.
Intro - 4/8/08The Colbert ReportS4
More about Stephen's upcoming trip to Philly -- remember, no brotherly glove, no brotherly love.
Wilford Brimley Calls - DonationThe Colbert ReportS4
Wilford Brimley is working the phones for the McCain campaign and calls Stephen for a donation.
The Word - Starter CountryThe Colbert ReportS4
Senators Clinton and Obama, prove that you are ready to run a country -- just not this one.
Jeff GoreThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen has an exclusive -- Jeff Gore, founder of Citizens for Retiring the Penny, is endorsing Obama.
Olympic TorchThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen gives the Olympic Torch some advice to aid its journey.
Intro - 4/9/08The Colbert ReportS4
Democratic candidates have raised record amounts of money -- hydroponic grow lights must be expensive.
Cheating Death - Sexual HealthThe Colbert ReportS4
A new survey reports that healthy sex should last three to 13 minutes, but Stephen knows better.
Intro - 4/10/08The Colbert ReportS4
How should we remember Martin Luther King? Stephen will always think of him as the fifth Beatle.
The Word - Black and WhiteThe Colbert ReportS4
With the Santa Claus-ification of Martin Luther King, we can just wait for peace to come down the chimney.
More Drawings from KidsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen counts down the days until his trip to Philadelphia and checks out some more drawings from kids.
Tip/Wag - RainThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen needs your vote to show that he is more influential than Korean pop star Rain.
Robin WrightThe Colbert ReportS4
Robin Wright has covered six Middle East wars, and Stephen wants to know which was her favorite.
Petraeus HearingsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is deeply inspired by General Petraeus' testimony.
From PhiladelphiaThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is in Philly this week with a few new additions -- a giant map and Benjamin Franklin.
Pennsylvania Primary HistoryThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen looks back and explains how Pennsylvania has become a flashpoint primary.
Chris MatthewsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Philadelphia native Chris Matthews how to win the Pennsylvania vote.
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