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Hackman's Warning

E 2 • 03/26/2003

Gene Hackman tells Christopher Reeve to stop eating fetuses.

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Crips 4 Life
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Jimmy and Timmy track down the Five Point Crips and ask to join. All they have to do is pop some Bloods.
03/26/2003
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Poppin' Bloods
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Jimmy and Timmy are made Crips after inadvertently causing a gas truck to kill thirteen Bloods at a convenience store.
03/26/2003
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Empty House
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Jimmy does standup at the South Park Community Theatre, but Butters is the only one who showed up because Christopher Reeve is in town.
03/26/2003
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Superman Arrives
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Christopher Reeve comes to South Park to promote stem cell research. Jimmy is not a fan.
03/26/2003
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No Ables Allowed
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The boys have decided to stay out of this one, but when Jimmy announces his new no-able-bodies-allowed club, Cartman is right back in it.
03/26/2003
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The Crips Exist
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Jimmy and Timmy try to make t-shirts for their new club, only to find out that a Crips club already existed.
03/26/2003
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Larry King Show
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Christopher Reeve demonstrates the unique healing properties of stem cells during an interview with Larry King.
03/26/2003
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01:23

What an Inspiration
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After Jimmy gets a ride home from his new friends, Christopher Reeve gives a public demonstration of how fetus ingestion can make him walk.
03/26/2003
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01:03

Unintentional Robbery
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Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
03/26/2003
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01:23

Jimmy's Parents
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Jimmy's parents sense that their son is may be be in a gang. Their confrontation ends in tears.
03/26/2003
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Hackman's Warning
South Park E2

With Christopher Reeve's thirst for fetuses growing, his old movie nemesis arrives to deliver a word of warning.
03/26/2003
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01:45

Drive-By Shooting
South Park E2

After the Bloods drive by and shoot up their houses, Jimmy and Timmy decide to have a lock-in at the rec center to make peace between gangs.
03/26/2003
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01:24

Super Human Irony
South Park E2

Christopher Reeve, mad with power, hurls a car at Gene Hackman and a crowd of bystanders.
03/26/2003
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Lock-In Standoff
South Park E2

Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Crips and Bloods in the rec center hoping they'll resolve their differences, and eat pizza.
03/26/2003
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01:10

Legion Of Doom
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Christopher Reeve is about to attempt world domination when Gene Hackman thwarts him by passing a ban on stem cell research.
03/26/2003
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00:47

Hello Kyle, Going Somewhere?
South Park E3

Kyle still has nightmares of his crime, but Cartman won't let him tell the truth.
04/02/2003
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The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"
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The boys are split up and questioned. Cartman will kill Kyle if he takes a deal.
04/02/2003
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Cartman's Conscience
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Cartman confesses first in order to get less detention time. Kyle, Stan and Kenny get more detention.
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There's Toilet Paper On Your Hands Too
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Kyle feels bad for toilet papering his teacher's house and has nightmares of the possible pain he has caused.
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Toilet Paper
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The boys try not to look suspicious when they buy toilet paper at the supermarket.
04/02/2003
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00:59

Barbrady Has Nothing Better to Do
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Officer Barbrady has nothing better to do so he turns the Dreible's house into a crime scene investigation. He won't rest until he's found the perps.
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