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Cartman's Conscience
Season 7 E 3 • 04/02/2003
Cartman beats the boys to a confession.
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01:23
What an Inspiration
South Park
S7 E2
After Jimmy gets a ride home from his new friends, Christopher Reeve gives a public demonstration of how fetus ingestion can make him walk.
03/26/2003
01:03
Unintentional Robbery
South Park
S7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
03/26/2003
01:23
Jimmy's Parents
South Park
S7 E2
Jimmy's parents sense that their son is may be be in a gang. Their confrontation ends in tears.
03/26/2003
01:00
Hackman's Warning
South Park
S7 E2
With Christopher Reeve's thirst for fetuses growing, his old movie nemesis arrives to deliver a word of warning.
03/26/2003
01:45
Drive-By Shooting
South Park
S7 E2
After the Bloods drive by and shoot up their houses, Jimmy and Timmy decide to have a lock-in at the rec center to make peace between gangs.
03/26/2003
01:24
Super Human Irony
South Park
S7 E2
Christopher Reeve, mad with power, hurls a car at Gene Hackman and a crowd of bystanders.
03/26/2003
01:01
Lock-In Standoff
South Park
S7 E2
Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Crips and Bloods in the rec center hoping they'll resolve their differences, and eat pizza.
03/26/2003
01:10
Legion Of Doom
South Park
S7 E2
Christopher Reeve is about to attempt world domination when Gene Hackman thwarts him by passing a ban on stem cell research.
03/26/2003
00:47
Hello Kyle, Going Somewhere?
South Park
S7 E3
Kyle still has nightmares of his crime, but Cartman won't let him tell the truth.
04/02/2003
02:06
The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"
South Park
S7 E3
The boys are split up and questioned. Cartman will kill Kyle if he takes a deal.
04/02/2003
01:56
Cartman's Conscience
South Park
S7 E3
Cartman confesses first in order to get less detention time. Kyle, Stan and Kenny get more detention.
04/02/2003
01:28
There's Toilet Paper On Your Hands Too
South Park
S7 E3
Kyle feels bad for toilet papering his teacher's house and has nightmares of the possible pain he has caused.
04/02/2003
00:58
Toilet Paper
South Park
S7 E3
The boys try not to look suspicious when they buy toilet paper at the supermarket.
04/02/2003
00:59
Barbrady Has Nothing Better to Do
South Park
S7 E3
Officer Barbrady has nothing better to do so he turns the Dreible's house into a crime scene investigation. He won't rest until he's found the perps.
04/02/2003
01:20
Josh Myers
South Park
S7 E3
In order to get inside the minds of toilet paperers, Officer Barbrady visits South Park's juvenile hall to question the most notorious toilet paperer alive.
04/02/2003
00:47
Uncle Charlie's Belt
South Park
S7 E3
Josh tells Barbrady to look for the source of the toilet paper in exchange for some personal information.
04/02/2003
00:49
We Have to Kill Kyle
South Park
S7 E3
Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
04/02/2003
00:47
Toaster Tarts and Chips
South Park
S7 E3
Officer Barbrady calls the supermarket cashier to ID some toilet paper found at the crime scene.
04/02/2003
01:27
Death by Wiffle Bat
South Park
S7 E3
Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
04/02/2003
01:34
Silly Voice
South Park
S7 E3
Officer Barbrady seeks further help from Josh. Kenny and Stan find out that someone else turned themselves .
04/02/2003
01:16
Butters Confesses
South Park
S7 E3
The boys go down to the station to see who turned themselves in. After 40 hours of interrogation, Butters convinced himself he's just plain bad.
04/02/2003
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