South Park

Cartman's Conscience

Season 7 E 3 • 04/02/2003

Cartman beats the boys to a confession.

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01:23

What an Inspiration
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After Jimmy gets a ride home from his new friends, Christopher Reeve gives a public demonstration of how fetus ingestion can make him walk.
03/26/2003
01:03

Unintentional Robbery
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Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
03/26/2003
01:23

Jimmy's Parents
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Jimmy's parents sense that their son is may be be in a gang. Their confrontation ends in tears.
03/26/2003
01:00

Hackman's Warning
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With Christopher Reeve's thirst for fetuses growing, his old movie nemesis arrives to deliver a word of warning.
03/26/2003
01:45

Drive-By Shooting
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After the Bloods drive by and shoot up their houses, Jimmy and Timmy decide to have a lock-in at the rec center to make peace between gangs.
03/26/2003
01:24

Super Human Irony
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Christopher Reeve, mad with power, hurls a car at Gene Hackman and a crowd of bystanders.
03/26/2003
01:01

Lock-In Standoff
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Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Crips and Bloods in the rec center hoping they'll resolve their differences, and eat pizza.
03/26/2003
01:10

Legion Of Doom
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Christopher Reeve is about to attempt world domination when Gene Hackman thwarts him by passing a ban on stem cell research.
03/26/2003
00:47

Hello Kyle, Going Somewhere?
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Kyle still has nightmares of his crime, but Cartman won't let him tell the truth.
04/02/2003
02:06

The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"
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The boys are split up and questioned. Cartman will kill Kyle if he takes a deal.
04/02/2003
01:56

Cartman's Conscience
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Cartman confesses first in order to get less detention time. Kyle, Stan and Kenny get more detention.
04/02/2003
01:28

There's Toilet Paper On Your Hands Too
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Kyle feels bad for toilet papering his teacher's house and has nightmares of the possible pain he has caused.
04/02/2003
00:58

Toilet Paper
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The boys try not to look suspicious when they buy toilet paper at the supermarket.
04/02/2003
00:59

Barbrady Has Nothing Better to Do
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Officer Barbrady has nothing better to do so he turns the Dreible's house into a crime scene investigation. He won't rest until he's found the perps.
04/02/2003
01:20

Josh Myers
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In order to get inside the minds of toilet paperers, Officer Barbrady visits South Park's juvenile hall to question the most notorious toilet paperer alive.
04/02/2003
00:47

Uncle Charlie's Belt
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Josh tells Barbrady to look for the source of the toilet paper in exchange for some personal information.
04/02/2003
00:49

We Have to Kill Kyle
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Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
04/02/2003
00:47

Toaster Tarts and Chips
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Officer Barbrady calls the supermarket cashier to ID some toilet paper found at the crime scene.
04/02/2003
01:27

Death by Wiffle Bat
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Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
04/02/2003
01:34

Silly Voice
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Officer Barbrady seeks further help from Josh. Kenny and Stan find out that someone else turned themselves .
04/02/2003
01:16

Butters Confesses
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The boys go down to the station to see who turned themselves in. After 40 hours of interrogation, Butters convinced himself he's just plain bad.
04/02/2003
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