The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Thanks For Nothing

Season 7 • 11/21/2002

Thanksgiving is the time to remember what genocidal fatties we all are.

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02:17

Intro - Dangling Baby
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Michael Jackson dangles his baby off the balcony of a hotel in Germany.
11/20/2002
04:21

Shrine of the Times
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Stephen Colbert travels to Waterbury, CT where a not-so-violent conflict rages over what to do with the town's deteriorating Holy Land park.
11/20/2002
02:39

Back in Black - Sexy Gaming
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Lewis Black reviews the latest in sexually explicit and violent video games
11/20/2002
00:10

Moment of Zen - It's a Baby
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Michael Jackson dangles his son, Prince Michael II, over a balcony railing.
11/20/2002
05:06

Kevin James
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Jon shares his plans for cooking his first ever turkey.
11/21/2002
04:04

J. Lo and Ben
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Rachel Harris and Ed Helms hope to see celebrities such as J. Lo, Ben, Madonna and Axel Rose.
11/21/2002
01:32

Immaculate Reception
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The Queen takes a break from her life of unparalleled idleness to go see a movie.
11/21/2002
03:02

I Report on NY
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Mayor Michael Bloomberg is using his business acumen, but not his own money, to fix New York City's budgetary crisis.
11/21/2002
00:28

Moment of Zen - Hello!!!
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The Queen greets the cast of "Die Another Day."
11/21/2002
01:06

Plutonium for iPod?
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The Russian Ministry of Things You'd Desperately Like To Believe has another good one for you.
11/21/2002
03:42

Thanks For Nothing
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Rob Corddry goes in search of the true meaning of Thanksgiving.
11/21/2002
03:20

Oy to the World
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With all the commercialism, what will become of Hanukkah, the highest of high holy holidays?
12/02/2002
03:00

Ad Nauseam - Freedom
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The Ad Council reminds Americans that we have the freedom to choose from over 50 different breakfast cereals, whereas the Sudan only has, like, eight.
12/02/2002
01:27

Showdown: Iraq? - Weapons Inspection
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Iraqi soldiers warmly greet U.N. weapons inspectors and their accompanying press.
12/02/2002
00:21

Moment of Zen - Intellectual Freedom
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The Ad Council produces a public service announcement warning Americans about a threat to their intellectual freedom.
12/02/2002
01:04

Intro - Thanksgiving Yams
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Jon recognizes that yams are the same color as Nerf balls.
12/02/2002
06:01

Andy Richter
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Normally at the Emmy's, Andy Richter has the kinship of colleagues who know that everyone there is completely full of it.
12/02/2002
00:37

First Time Stories
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Strangely enough, the story about the first time Jon got high and the one about losing his virginity are the same story.
12/02/2002
02:46

Headlines - Watership Brown
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The cruise lines' intestinal virus outbreak is being called "the Norwalk virus," because its more common name, "the sh*ts," makes people giggle.
12/02/2002
04:05

Splitting Hairs
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National Association for Cosmetologists sues Al Sharpton over his boycott of the movie "Barbershop."
12/03/2002
01:44

Destiny's Child
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Astronomers discover potential collision of two black holes that could destroy the galaxy in 100 million years.
12/03/2002
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