The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 7 • 12/02/2002

Jon ends every show with a little personal story.

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03:02

I Report on NY
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Mayor Michael Bloomberg is using his business acumen, but not his own money, to fix New York City's budgetary crisis.
11/21/2002
00:28

Moment of Zen - Hello!!!
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The Queen greets the cast of "Die Another Day."
11/21/2002
01:06

Plutonium for iPod?
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The Russian Ministry of Things You'd Desperately Like To Believe has another good one for you.
11/21/2002
03:20

Oy to the World
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With all the commercialism, what will become of Hanukkah, the highest of high holy holidays?
12/02/2002
03:00

Ad Nauseam - Freedom
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The Ad Council reminds Americans that we have the freedom to choose from over 50 different breakfast cereals, whereas the Sudan only has, like, eight.
12/02/2002
01:27

Showdown: Iraq? - Weapons Inspection
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Iraqi soldiers warmly greet U.N. weapons inspectors and their accompanying press.
12/02/2002
00:21

Moment of Zen - Intellectual Freedom
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The Ad Council produces a public service announcement warning Americans about a threat to their intellectual freedom.
12/02/2002
01:04

Intro - Thanksgiving Yams
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Jon recognizes that yams are the same color as Nerf balls.
12/02/2002
06:01

Andy Richter
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Normally at the Emmy's, Andy Richter has the kinship of colleagues who know that everyone there is completely full of it.
12/02/2002
02:46

Headlines - Watership Brown
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The cruise lines' intestinal virus outbreak is being called "the Norwalk virus," because its more common name, "the sh*ts," makes people giggle.
12/02/2002
00:37

First Time Stories
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Strangely enough, the story about the first time Jon got high and the one about losing his virginity are the same story.
12/02/2002
04:05

Splitting Hairs
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National Association for Cosmetologists sues Al Sharpton over his boycott of the movie "Barbershop."
12/03/2002
01:44

Destiny's Child
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Astronomers discover potential collision of two black holes that could destroy the galaxy in 100 million years.
12/03/2002
00:16

Moment of Zen - Two Super Massive Black Holes
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Strangely accented astronomer talks about massive black holes.
12/03/2002
01:18

The Daily Show Home Game
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If you like watching the Daily show, you'll love playing it.
12/03/2002
06:43

Katrina Vanden Heuvel
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The Nation has been doling out unconventional wisdom since 1865.
12/03/2002
02:03

Mass Exodus
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If Kerry appears to have the greatest chance of winning, surely Democrats will support him.
12/03/2002
03:00

Saudi Duty
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Saudi princess helps two young men fulfill life long dream and attend middle three weeks of flight school.
12/03/2002
00:42

Waiting in Line
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Jon warms up the crowd, literally.
12/03/2002
03:07

Kissinger the Player
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Stephen Colbert reports that Henry Kissinger has not started his own extra governmental secret organization that he uses to fight his private wars.
12/04/2002
00:13

Moment of Zen - Kissinger and Nixon
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Archival footage of Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger, who direct the destiny of 1 out of 3 persons on the Earth.
12/04/2002
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