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Indecision 2000 - Cootie Scandal

Season 4 • 03/07/2000

Vance DeGeneres speaks with Bush's childhood friends to expose Bush's childhood drinking problem.

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00:32

Intro - Environmentalism
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Jon realizes that The Daily Show doesn't conserve paper.
03/02/2000
03:40

The Deer Hunted
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Taxidermist and deer victim Tim Knight may have fell off of the stupid truck, but it didn't happen today.
03/02/2000
05:14

Ellen DeGeneres
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Ellen DeGeneres is the leader of all lesbians.
03/02/2000
02:35

A Quick Word of Advice - Drudge Report
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Matt Drudge gets scooped on a story about his own gay sexual antics.
03/07/2000
01:31

Other News - Inspecting Gadget
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Playstation 2 was whisked off shelves by eager fans, most of whom hadn't had human contact since 1994's release of Playstation 1.
03/07/2000
02:37

Headlines - Earning Sensation
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Forbes Magazine lists 100 richest celebrities, 3D shot of George Lucas in banana hammock deemed editorial blunder.
03/07/2000
04:11

Neil Patrick Harris
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Neil Patrick Harris is going to try out a new name... Neil Shark Harris.
03/07/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Carnaval
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Two Brazilian men biting on a baby crocodile at Carnaval.
03/07/2000
00:40

Recap - Forbes, Pong, Boobies
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Jon Stewart previews tomorrow's show, involving Correspondent Nancy Walls' terrifying night behind bars.
03/07/2000
01:54

Headlines - They're Rio
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Rio de Janeiro holds Carnaval, a modest parade that encourages citizens to take a few moments from their hectic schedules for some peaceful reflection.
03/07/2000
05:03

Indecision 2000 - Cootie Scandal
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Correspondent Vance DeGeneres visits George W. Bush's hometown of Midland, Texas and uncovers a cootie scandal.
03/07/2000
01:29

Other News - Tattle of Britain
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British Prime Minister Tony Blair attempts to block excerpts of a tell-all book from publication.
03/07/2000
02:19

Caged - Behind Locked Doors
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Not to be outdone by CNN, Nancy Walls spends five nights in a dog kennel.
03/07/2000
00:53

News Recap - Super Tuesday Wednesday
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Jon is thankful Al Roker didn't do the weather during Katie Couric's colonoscopy.
03/07/2000
02:49

Other News - Public Enema
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CBS Today Show host Katie Couric tries to raise cancer awareness with an on-air colonoscopy.
03/07/2000
01:33

Caged - Behind Locked Doors Pt. 2
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Nancy Walls gives a chilling account of her arrival at the Wag n Tail Kennel.
03/07/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Colonoscopy
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Katie Couric's colon is as clean as a whistle.
03/07/2000
01:03

Caged - Behind Locked Doors Pt. 3
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Nancy Walls takes on a yappy bitch who takes an unhealthy interest in her man.
03/07/2000
03:39

Kevin Pollak
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Kevin Pollak discusses playing the president, the history of the presidency, and who he's voting for.
03/07/2000
03:47

Indecision 2000 - Super Tuesday
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New York and New England are places where the locals vote solely out of hatred for California and the South.
03/07/2000
06:23

Bob Dole
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Bob Dole weighs in on electoral politics and the 2000 campaign for president.
03/08/2000
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