The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 10 • 07/28/2005
Maggie Gyllenhaal talks about "Happy Endings" and making out with people who smell like onions.
Hit $ingleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
If you ask a whore to give you the Franz Ferdinand in heavy rotation, you get something else entirely.
Bob CostasThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
It's very unusual for a guy to add 30 pounds of solid muscle in his mid- to late-30s after already being a Hall of Fame player.
Moment of Zen - Donald RumsfeldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Donald Rumsfeld changes his terminology from "global war on terror" to "global struggle against extremists."
Great Moments in Punditry - Freak ShowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Children read from "The Abrams Report" transcript in which Jackson family attorney Debra Opri and former Essex County prosecutor Bill Fallon discuss Michael Jackson.
Headlines - Six Degrees of NegotiationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
North Korea, the little nuclear state that could, returns to the six party disarmament talks after a year's hiatus.
The War: Phrase TwoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The last four years of the phrase "war on terror" have been hard for the folks on the mainland: punishing tax cuts, rampant obesity and an obscene housing bubble.
Headlines - Surprise VisitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld makes a surprise visit to Iraq to encourage its constitution authors to hurry up.
Moment of Zen - French FriesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
French fries fry in a fryer while Hindu music plays in the background.
Bummer in the HamptonsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Correspondent Rob Corddry travels to Southampton, New York, where the indigenous white man's stake to the land is being questioned by casino-hawking Shinnecock Indians.
This Week in God - ScientologyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Stephen Colbert runs down the world of religion, from a Hindu McDonald's and Pope Benedict XVI to Scientology's far reach.
Maggie GyllenhaalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Maggie Gyllenaal discusses her movie "Happy Endings" and how she had to make out with someone who smelled of onions.
Corddry - Bolton From The BlueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Rob Corddry reports from the U.N. on John Bolton's first day as ambassador and explains how the president's mindset allows him to ignore what he chooses to ignore.
Moment of Zen - Forgotten FeministThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Rick Santorum sits down with George Stephanopoulos to decry radical feminism, but is at a loss to name more than one participant in the crusade.
Joe Biden Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Senator Joe Biden talks about his intentions to run for president and why he thinks John McCain would make a great running mate.
Joe Biden Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Senator Joe Biden talks about the appointment of John Bolton as ambassador to the United Nations and how the president abused power to get him there.
The Vetting CrashersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
John Bolton is installed as U.N. Ambassador where he is forced to deal with booing New Yorkers and concerned Senate Democrats.
Intro - Space SchmutzThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
NASA astronauts clear a little schmutz from the space shuttle's heat shield, leaving Jon scared sh*tless.
Headlines - Passing FahdThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Congress responds to King Fahd's death by eschewing alternate energy sources and instead giving oil companies tax breaks.
Moment of Zen - Saudi ArabiaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
A commercial for Saudi Arabia prominently features the late King Fahd.
John CrawfordThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
John Crawford describes the experience of being on the ground in Iraq, complete with a motorcycle and a sidecar.
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