The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Colossal Failure

Season 9 • 12/07/2004

Stephen Colbert's advice to incoming Cabinet secretaries is to do as poorly as they can.

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05:22

Puppy Juice
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Bob Wiltfong shows simple techniques that corporations can use to improve their image while trying to sell a product of his own.
12/06/2004
05:10

Isabella Rossellini
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If Isabella Rossellini doesn't already have a puppy with her, she'll pick one up off the street.
12/06/2004
03:02

Mark Your Calendar - Christmas
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Samantha Bee highlights some events in December, like the Nobel Prize Ceremony, Hanukkah, Yalda and drinks with Tony.
12/06/2004
01:23

Musharraf Mistake
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General Musharraf says it was a mistake for President Bush to invade Iraq, but can he get away with that?
12/06/2004
02:24

D.C. Cabinet
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The Bush Cabinet, telling the truth upon exiting since January 2001.
12/07/2004
02:51

The Kabul Guy
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Hamid Karzai was sworn in as Afghanistan's first democratically elected president, not to mention its best dressed for a night at the opera.
12/07/2004
06:45

Paul O'Neill
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Paul O'Neill has observed that the media is part of the problem in this administration.
12/07/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Team USA
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Photos of Jason Giambi, before and after steroids.
12/07/2004
03:24

Black - Back in Black
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According to Barry Bonds, bicep expansion, rage inducement, testicle shrinkage, are all side effects of flax seed oil.
12/07/2004
00:59

Samantha Bee MILF
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Jon Stewart previews the guests and stories for the next week.
12/07/2004
02:57

Colossal Failure
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America's public health nightmare is the Secretary of Health and Human Services ticket to job security.
12/07/2004
02:58

Other News - Pyramid Scheme
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The pharaoh Ramses II ultimately received the highest honor a former pharaoh can receive: having a condom named for him.
12/08/2004
06:43

Seth Mnookin
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Author Seth Mnookin offers his perspective on the unique situation that allowed the Jayson Blair scandal to happen to the New York Times.
12/08/2004
04:31

Downloaded Weapon
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A San Antonio good Samaritan uses camera-mounted rifle technology to allow disabled hunters to shoot live exotic animals via the Internet.
12/08/2004
01:37

Great Moments in Punditry - Please Play Fair
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Sean Hannity reprimands Democratic Strategist Peter Fenn for repeatedly interrupting Ann Coulter.
12/08/2004
03:56

Headlines - intel inside?
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Congress approves an intelligence bill recommended by the 9/11 Commission, and all it took was three years of constant hounding by grieving widows.
12/08/2004
00:09

Moment of Zen - Too Sexy
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Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" plays over footage of President Bush greeting troops at Fort Pendleton.
12/08/2004
03:47

A Matter Of Physics
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According to Donald Rumsfeld, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.
12/09/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - Blown Up
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Donald Rumsfeld addresses his troops in Kuwait about certain unavoidable realities of war.
12/09/2004
05:48

Kate Bosworth
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Kate Bosworth talks about working with Robert Redford, what marriage used to be like, and irony.
12/09/2004
02:40

Headlines - F'd Troop
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The Army is calling up long retired reservists and extending tours of duty to continue the fighting in Iraq.
12/09/2004
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