The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Really Old Cops
Season 3 • 01/13/1999
"Really Old Cops" is filmed on location with really old cops, and all suspects are really old.
Headlines - Air WiedersehenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Michael Jordan retires from the Bulls, marking the end of a basketball dynasty and the return of Chicago as home of Ferris Bueller.
Recap - 1/13/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Michael Jordan retires; will this NBA season perhaps suck?
Headlines - Never Mind the Ball BucksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Mark McGwire's record-breaking 70th homerun ball is auctioned off for $3 million.
Back in Black - MexicoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
World's largest bread unveiled at the Festival of the Epiphany in Mexico.
From My Perspective - Jordan RetiresThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Michael Jordan was the only thing that got Jon through living on the mean streets of Central New Jersey.
Moment of Zen - Truck Destroys HouseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A truck shaped like a dinosaur destroys a house.
Other News - PeninsulosersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Florida's State Department attempts to celebrate the millennium by honoring 2,000 Floridians of noteworthy accomplishment.
Headlines - Jordan RetiresThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Michael Jordan says goodbye to the game he loves -- no, not blackjack.
This Just In - Grandpa Jonesin'The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A new ad campaign urges grandparents to talk to kids about the dangers of drugs.
Tracey UllmanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Tracey Ullman's kids drive her crazy with the MTV and the "Dawson's Creek."
Really Old CopsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Stephen Colbert visits a retirement community in Arizona that is full of senior citizens ready to explode.
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Gillian Anderson is the last-ever celebrity guest to answer one of the "Five Questions."
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Shakespeare in LoveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Shakespeare in Love has everything Frank DeCaro loves -- sex, cross dressing and really high foreheads.
Moment of Zen - Newborn MonkeyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A newborn monkey screams to adorable results.
You've Got Some Spleening To DoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Vance DeGeneres investigates the effects pig spleens have on weather forecasting, impotency and male pattern baldness.
Other News - Yokel HeroThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Max Baer, Jr., otherwise known as Jethro on the highbrow, drawing-room farce "The Beverly Hillbillies," has gotten approval from the city of Reno to build a badly needed casino.
Other News - The Waffle TruthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
In response to a series of discrimination lawsuits, Denny's restaurants have begun airing a series of television commercials aimed at celebrating racial diversity.
Headlines - The Final BlowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The first day of Bill Clinton's impeachment trial is marred by bad weather, while his investigators start off the proceedings with a round of prayers.
David Alan GrierThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
David Alan Grier's mom didn't let him have an afro.
Recap - 1/18/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jerry Falwell believes the Antichrist not only walks the Earth but is probably Jewish.
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