The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Really Old Cops

Season 3 • 01/13/1999

"Really Old Cops" is filmed on location with really old cops, and all suspects are really old.

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01:33

Headlines - Air Wiedersehen
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Michael Jordan retires from the Bulls, marking the end of a basketball dynasty and the return of Chicago as home of Ferris Bueller.
01/12/1999
00:27

Recap - 1/13/99
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Michael Jordan retires; will this NBA season perhaps suck?
01/13/1999
01:04

Headlines - Never Mind the Ball Bucks
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Mark McGwire's record-breaking 70th homerun ball is auctioned off for $3 million.
01/13/1999
02:36

Back in Black - Mexico
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World's largest bread unveiled at the Festival of the Epiphany in Mexico.
01/13/1999
01:25

From My Perspective - Jordan Retires
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Michael Jordan was the only thing that got Jon through living on the mean streets of Central New Jersey.
01/13/1999
00:13

Moment of Zen - Truck Destroys House
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A truck shaped like a dinosaur destroys a house.
01/13/1999
01:05

Other News - Peninsulosers
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Florida's State Department attempts to celebrate the millennium by honoring 2,000 Floridians of noteworthy accomplishment.
01/13/1999
01:44

Headlines - Jordan Retires
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Michael Jordan says goodbye to the game he loves -- no, not blackjack.
01/13/1999
01:08

This Just In - Grandpa Jonesin'
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A new ad campaign urges grandparents to talk to kids about the dangers of drugs.
01/13/1999
05:18

Tracey Ullman
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Tracey Ullman's kids drive her crazy with the MTV and the "Dawson's Creek."
01/13/1999
03:48

Really Old Cops
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Stephen Colbert visits a retirement community in Arizona that is full of senior citizens ready to explode.
01/13/1999
06:36

Gillian Anderson
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Gillian Anderson is the last-ever celebrity guest to answer one of the "Five Questions."
01/14/1999
02:25

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Shakespeare in Love
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Shakespeare in Love has everything Frank DeCaro loves -- sex, cross dressing and really high foreheads.
01/14/1999
00:13

Moment of Zen - Newborn Monkey
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A newborn monkey screams to adorable results.
01/14/1999
04:07

You've Got Some Spleening To Do
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Vance DeGeneres investigates the effects pig spleens have on weather forecasting, impotency and male pattern baldness.
01/14/1999
01:11

Other News - Yokel Hero
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Max Baer, Jr., otherwise known as Jethro on the highbrow, drawing-room farce "The Beverly Hillbillies," has gotten approval from the city of Reno to build a badly needed casino.
01/14/1999
01:23

Other News - The Waffle Truth
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In response to a series of discrimination lawsuits, Denny's restaurants have begun airing a series of television commercials aimed at celebrating racial diversity.
01/14/1999
02:58

Headlines - The Final Blow
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The first day of Bill Clinton's impeachment trial is marred by bad weather, while his investigators start off the proceedings with a round of prayers.
01/14/1999
04:40

David Alan Grier
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David Alan Grier's mom didn't let him have an afro.
01/18/1999
00:27

Recap - 1/18/99
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Jerry Falwell believes the Antichrist not only walks the Earth but is probably Jewish.
01/18/1999
01:58

This Week in Hate - Knights of Freedom
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If you think shaved heads are too 80's maybe the Knights of Freedom are for you.
01/18/1999
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