The Colbert Report
Season 6 • 03/03/2010
Garry Wills believes Congress, not the president, should have the power to declare war.
President Obama's First PhysicalThe Colbert ReportS6
The results of President Obama's first physical reveal that he is an obese alcoholic with rabies.
The Word - Kid-OweThe Colbert ReportS6
A new credit website teaches kids how to spend money they don't have on things that don't exist.
Colbert Platinum - Necker Nymph & Lexus LFAThe Colbert ReportS6
Richard Branson introduces a private deep-sea craft, and Toyota manufactures a Lexus that will accelerate for you.
Intro - 3/2/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen questions whether kids are too small to fail and asks David Brooks what it's like to be in two dying industries at once.
Sign Off - Goose That Lays the Golden EggThe Colbert ReportS6
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg -- force-feed him grain and get some golden foie gras.
David BrooksThe Colbert ReportS6
David Brooks compares the Tea Partiers to Wal-Mart hippies and calls Obama a thoughtful guy with a spending problem.
Jim Bunning Ends FilibusterThe Colbert ReportS6
It's hard to be universally reviled as a half-witted, egomaniacal sociopath, but doing the right thing is never easy.
Tip/Wag - American Academy of Pediatrics & StarbucksThe Colbert ReportS6
The American Academy of Pediatrics calls for a hot dog redesign, and Starbucks introduces a new 31-ounce size.
Greece's Economic Downfall - Scheherazade RehmanThe Colbert ReportS6
Scheherazade Rehman discusses the likelihood of Greece receiving a bailout from the European Union.
Garry WillsThe Colbert ReportS6
Garry Wills fears that the president's power to declare war puts the Constitution in danger.
Barry SchwartzThe Colbert ReportS6
Barry Schwartz explains why people are paralyzed with indecision when they're offered too many choices.
Sign Off - See You Later, AlligatorThe Colbert ReportS6
The studio has a severe alligator problem -- as soon as the cameras go off, run.
Tip/Wag - James O'Keefe & Sean HannityThe Colbert ReportS6
Sean Hannity joins Stephen for a heavily edited interview to talk about James O'Keefe's deceptive ACORN videos.
Health Care MagicThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen performs magic tricks to show how the Democrats are trying to pass health care reform.
IraqracyThe Colbert ReportS6
Iraqi elections let the free market decide the best man for the job -- that's usually the guy giving away free meat.
Action Center - Health Care Bill - Ezra KleinThe Colbert ReportS6
Ezra Klein explains the reconciliation process that Democrats need to pass health care reform and what Republicans can do to drag it out.
The Word - Define & ConquerThe Colbert ReportS6
Republicans know that Americans are more opposed to reconciliation when it's called the "nuclear option."
Annie LeonardThe Colbert ReportS6
Annie Leonard says our quest for more stuff is taking the place of things that provide deeper happiness.
Tip/Wag - Joe Lieberman, the Pope & SharksThe Colbert ReportS6
Joe Lieberman opposes "don't ask, don't tell," Pope Benedict XVI speaks out against full body scanners, and sharks stop attacking humans.
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