The Colbert Report
President Obama's First Physical
Season 6 • 03/02/2010
President Obama's crippling alcoholism is just the tip of the bourbon-soaked ice cube.
President Obama Mentions StephenThe Colbert ReportS6
If President Obama keeps mentioning Stephen, he'll soon be upgraded to a Selleck mustache.
Intro - Stephen Wins the OlympicsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen needs a score of 74.52 in order to beat Bob Costas and win the Vancouver Olympics.
Don CheadleThe Colbert ReportS6
If Don Cheadle really cared about drawing attention to his causes, he'd do heroin for Darfur.
Olympics Wrap-Up - Michael BubleThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen checks in with his Quebecois colleague, Stephane Colbert, and sings both national anthems with Michael Buble.
Health Care Marriage CounselingThe Colbert ReportS6
Republicans and Democrats are like a husband and wife fighting over whether to have a health care bill baby.
The Word - Kid-OweThe Colbert ReportS6
A new credit website teaches kids how to spend money they don't have on things that don't exist.
Colbert Platinum - Necker Nymph & Lexus LFAThe Colbert ReportS6
Richard Branson introduces a private deep-sea craft, and Toyota manufactures a Lexus that will accelerate for you.
Intro - 3/2/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen questions whether kids are too small to fail and asks David Brooks what it's like to be in two dying industries at once.
Sign Off - Goose That Lays the Golden EggThe Colbert ReportS6
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg -- force-feed him grain and get some golden foie gras.
David BrooksThe Colbert ReportS6
David Brooks compares the Tea Partiers to Wal-Mart hippies and calls Obama a thoughtful guy with a spending problem.
President Obama's First PhysicalThe Colbert ReportS6
The results of President Obama's first physical reveal that he is an obese alcoholic with rabies.
Jim Bunning Ends FilibusterThe Colbert ReportS6
It's hard to be universally reviled as a half-witted, egomaniacal sociopath, but doing the right thing is never easy.
Garry WillsThe Colbert ReportS6
Garry Wills fears that the president's power to declare war puts the Constitution in danger.
Tip/Wag - American Academy of Pediatrics & StarbucksThe Colbert ReportS6
The American Academy of Pediatrics calls for a hot dog redesign, and Starbucks introduces a new 31-ounce size.
Greece's Economic Downfall - Scheherazade RehmanThe Colbert ReportS6
Scheherazade Rehman discusses the likelihood of Greece receiving a bailout from the European Union.
Barry SchwartzThe Colbert ReportS6
Barry Schwartz explains why people are paralyzed with indecision when they're offered too many choices.
Sign Off - See You Later, AlligatorThe Colbert ReportS6
The studio has a severe alligator problem -- as soon as the cameras go off, run.
Tip/Wag - James O'Keefe & Sean HannityThe Colbert ReportS6
Sean Hannity joins Stephen for a heavily edited interview to talk about James O'Keefe's deceptive ACORN videos.
Health Care MagicThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen performs magic tricks to show how the Democrats are trying to pass health care reform.
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