The Colbert Report
President Obama's First Physical
Season 6 • 03/02/2010
President Obama's crippling alcoholism is just the tip of the bourbon-soaked ice cube.
The Colbert ReportS6 President Obama Mentions Stephen
If President Obama keeps mentioning Stephen, he'll soon be upgraded to a Selleck mustache.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - Stephen Wins the Olympics
Stephen needs a score of 74.52 in order to beat Bob Costas and win the Vancouver Olympics.
The Colbert ReportS6 Don Cheadle
If Don Cheadle really cared about drawing attention to his causes, he'd do heroin for Darfur.
The Colbert ReportS6 Olympics Wrap-Up - Michael Buble
Stephen checks in with his Quebecois colleague, Stephane Colbert, and sings both national anthems with Michael Buble.
The Colbert ReportS6 Health Care Marriage Counseling
Republicans and Democrats are like a husband and wife fighting over whether to have a health care bill baby.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Kid-Owe
A new credit website teaches kids how to spend money they don't have on things that don't exist.
The Colbert ReportS6 Colbert Platinum - Necker Nymph & Lexus LFA
Richard Branson introduces a private deep-sea craft, and Toyota manufactures a Lexus that will accelerate for you.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 3/2/10
Stephen questions whether kids are too small to fail and asks David Brooks what it's like to be in two dying industries at once.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Goose That Lays the Golden Egg
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg -- force-feed him grain and get some golden foie gras.
The Colbert ReportS6 David Brooks
David Brooks compares the Tea Partiers to Wal-Mart hippies and calls Obama a thoughtful guy with a spending problem.
The Colbert ReportS6 President Obama's First Physical
The results of President Obama's first physical reveal that he is an obese alcoholic with rabies.
The Colbert ReportS6 Jim Bunning Ends Filibuster
It's hard to be universally reviled as a half-witted, egomaniacal sociopath, but doing the right thing is never easy.
The Colbert ReportS6 Garry Wills
Garry Wills fears that the president's power to declare war puts the Constitution in danger.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - American Academy of Pediatrics & Starbucks
The American Academy of Pediatrics calls for a hot dog redesign, and Starbucks introduces a new 31-ounce size.
The Colbert ReportS6 Greece's Economic Downfall - Scheherazade Rehman
Scheherazade Rehman discusses the likelihood of Greece receiving a bailout from the European Union.
The Colbert ReportS6 Barry Schwartz
Barry Schwartz explains why people are paralyzed with indecision when they're offered too many choices.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - See You Later, Alligator
The studio has a severe alligator problem -- as soon as the cameras go off, run.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - James O'Keefe & Sean Hannity
Sean Hannity joins Stephen for a heavily edited interview to talk about James O'Keefe's deceptive ACORN videos.
The Colbert ReportS6 Health Care Magic
Stephen performs magic tricks to show how the Democrats are trying to pass health care reform.
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