The Colbert Report

War!!!

Season 2 • 07/24/2006

The good news is that Jesus is on the way as we approach World War III.

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00:29

Intro - 7/20/06
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President Bush spoke to an audience of black people, but Stephen wouldn't know because he doesn't see color.
07/20/2006
03:00

Search for a New Black Friend - Friend Exchange Rate
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Still searching for a new black friend, Stephen explains the friend exchange rate industry standard.
07/20/2006
00:11

One Regret
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If Stephen has one regret from tonight's episode, it's that he did it too perfectly to have any regrets.
07/20/2006
05:48

Better Know a District - Florida's 19th - Robert Wexler
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Robert Wexler enjoys cocaine and the company of prostitutes because they are fun things to do.
07/20/2006
04:33

ThreatDown - Camp
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The top five things you need to worry about -- from atheist camps to Kix cereal.
07/24/2006
03:23

The Word - Moral Minority
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Now that Ralph Reed has lost his bid for the Republican nomination, Stephen considers other possibilities for your vote.
07/24/2006
02:15

Celebrating America's Kick-Assedness
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Stephen can't start the show without cheering for all of America's recent victories.
07/24/2006
00:35

Intro - 7/24/06
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Tonight, Ralph Reed loses an election, Howell Raines talks about fly-fishing and Stephen wants more religion in public schools.
07/24/2006
00:08

Sign Off - Proud
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Stephen Colbert is proud of his work tonight and looks forward to tomorrow.
07/24/2006
06:45

Howell Raines
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Author and former editor of The New York Times, Howell Raines discusses the fishing adventure on which his book is based.
07/24/2006
01:55

War!!!
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Stephen celebrates the oncoming Rapture as Condoleezza Rice attempts to achieve a sustainable ceasefire in the Middle East.
07/24/2006
00:09

Sign Off - Food for Thought
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Stephen looks back on what he's learned tonight.
07/25/2006
00:23

All Red States
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According to a map in The USA Today, all the states are finally red states.
07/25/2006
04:14

Morning Shows
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After being negatively depicted on network morning shows, Stephen rebuts.
07/25/2006
02:38

The Word - Opposite Day
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Stephen advises President George W. Bush to do the opposite of what he wants to get what he wants.
07/25/2006
03:19

Formidable Opponent - Stem Cell Research
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Stephen attempts to explain to Stephen the similarities between stem cell research and Dracula.
07/25/2006
08:39

William Donohue
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Executive director of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, William Donohue discusses Hollywood and anti-Catholicism.
07/25/2006
00:28

Intro - 7/25/06
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In this episode, a defiant Arnold Schwarzenegger, the vetoing of a stem cell research bill and a visit with Catholic League executive director William Donohue.
07/25/2006
06:15

Neal Katyal
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Attorney Neal Katyal shows his love for this country by defending Guantanamo Bay detainees before the Supreme Court.
07/26/2006
00:36

Intro - 7/26/06
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In this episode, the Iraqi Prime Minister addresses Congress, how to survive a blackout and a visit from Neal Katyal, who defended Gitmo detainees before the Supreme Court.
07/26/2006
02:02

Rescue Stephen Jr.
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After seeing horrific video footage, Stephen puts together a crack commando squad to rescue his eagle son, Stephen Jr.
07/26/2006
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