The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 10 • 08/09/2005

Turning food into fuel -- that's like what Rob Corddry's tummy does.

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Sandstorm

Iraq couldn't work on writing their constitution because a sandstorm reduced visibility to zero.
08/08/2005
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Hello Submarine

A Russian submarine became entangled in some underwater cables, fishing nets, and, as always, a plastic soda can holder.
08/08/2005
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Moment of Zen - Tom Brokaw

Jon Stewart and Tom Brokaw share their thoughts on Tom's book, "The Greatest Generation."
08/08/2005
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Sub Story

The specter of Russian subs used to send American children hiding under their desks in terror. This one got caught in a fishing net.
08/08/2005
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Road House

Alaska will receive nearly $1 billion in transportation project funds thanks to Old Timey Beard Coalition president Don Young.
08/08/2005
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Indecision 2008 - Positioning

Mitt Romney has decided that life begins not at conception, not at birth, but when you decide to run for president.
08/08/2005
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Headlines - Global Struggle Against Extremism

The White House is in the process of revamping its slogan for whatever it is we're fighting now in the Middle East.
08/09/2005
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Headlines - Welcome Home!

We've always dreamed of going to space, transcending our terrestrial origin and reaching heavenward to achieve that greatest of discoveries human beings need most: space oil.
08/09/2005
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Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson talks with Jon about disciplining children rather than trying to reason with them.
08/09/2005
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Moment of Zen - War on Terror

Footage of President Bush's speech on Washington's duty in the war on terror is spliced with footage of him sawing trees on vacation.
08/09/2005
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Kernel Knowledge

The idea of using a mascot was a stroke of genius: Energizer has the bunny, Christians have Jesus and now ethanol has Corn Cob Bob.
08/09/2005
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I Ran So Far Away

President George W. Bush is the only president in history who looks better the longer he stays in office.
08/10/2005
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Headlines - War on Terrour

Britain is upset with the terrorists in their country and refuses to refill their tea cups.
08/10/2005
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Moment of Zen - Safe At Home

New technology can differentiate a human from a gun.
08/10/2005
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Should We Be Showing This?

Terrorists are using the media to spread hate and Fox News demonstrates by showing a terrorist message of hate.
08/10/2005
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Antipathy in the U.K.

Growing up gay in Boston is worse than being a disconnected and alienated Muslim in London.
08/10/2005
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John Hockenberry

John Hockenberry was amazed that people in combat have such ready access to wireless technology.
08/10/2005
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The Outsiders

The Muslim youth feel alienated and disconnected -- which pretty much describes "youth."
08/10/2005
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Headlines - The Judge Report

Whether he is an advocate for bombing women's abortion clinics or is a homotastic sodomite, John Roberts is the president's choice for the Supreme Court.
08/11/2005
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Moment of Zen - Evil Chavez

Hugo Chavez speaks with ominous music in the background.
08/11/2005
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This Week in God - Fatwas and Sacraments

Stephen Colbert takes on moderate Islam, Rastafarianism, ancient Aztec Gods and the Supreme Court this week.
08/11/2005
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