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Kernel Knowledge
Season 10 • 08/09/2005
Turning food into fuel -- that's like what Rob Corddry's tummy does.
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02:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Sandstorm
Iraq couldn't work on writing their constitution because a sandstorm reduced visibility to zero.
08/08/2005
02:54
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Hello Submarine
A Russian submarine became entangled in some underwater cables, fishing nets, and, as always, a plastic soda can holder.
08/08/2005
00:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - Tom Brokaw
Jon Stewart and Tom Brokaw share their thoughts on Tom's book, "The Greatest Generation."
08/08/2005
02:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Sub Story
The specter of Russian subs used to send American children hiding under their desks in terror. This one got caught in a fishing net.
08/08/2005
02:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Road House
Alaska will receive nearly $1 billion in transportation project funds thanks to Old Timey Beard Coalition president Don Young.
08/08/2005
03:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Indecision 2008 - Positioning
Mitt Romney has decided that life begins not at conception, not at birth, but when you decide to run for president.
08/08/2005
03:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Headlines - Global Struggle Against Extremism
The White House is in the process of revamping its slogan for whatever it is we're fighting now in the Middle East.
08/09/2005
04:26
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Headlines - Welcome Home!
We've always dreamed of going to space, transcending our terrestrial origin and reaching heavenward to achieve that greatest of discoveries human beings need most: space oil.
08/09/2005
05:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson talks with Jon about disciplining children rather than trying to reason with them.
08/09/2005
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - War on Terror
Footage of President Bush's speech on Washington's duty in the war on terror is spliced with footage of him sawing trees on vacation.
08/09/2005
05:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Kernel Knowledge
The idea of using a mascot was a stroke of genius: Energizer has the bunny, Christians have Jesus and now ethanol has Corn Cob Bob.
08/09/2005
03:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
I Ran So Far Away
President George W. Bush is the only president in history who looks better the longer he stays in office.
08/10/2005
01:37
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Headlines - War on Terrour
Britain is upset with the terrorists in their country and refuses to refill their tea cups.
08/10/2005
00:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - Safe At Home
New technology can differentiate a human from a gun.
08/10/2005
02:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Should We Be Showing This?
Terrorists are using the media to spread hate and Fox News demonstrates by showing a terrorist message of hate.
08/10/2005
02:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Antipathy in the U.K.
Growing up gay in Boston is worse than being a disconnected and alienated Muslim in London.
08/10/2005
06:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
John Hockenberry
John Hockenberry was amazed that people in combat have such ready access to wireless technology.
08/10/2005
02:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
The Outsiders
The Muslim youth feel alienated and disconnected -- which pretty much describes "youth."
08/10/2005
04:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Headlines - The Judge Report
Whether he is an advocate for bombing women's abortion clinics or is a homotastic sodomite, John Roberts is the president's choice for the Supreme Court.
08/11/2005
00:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - Evil Chavez
Hugo Chavez speaks with ominous music in the background.
08/11/2005
06:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
This Week in God - Fatwas and Sacraments
Stephen Colbert takes on moderate Islam, Rastafarianism, ancient Aztec Gods and the Supreme Court this week.
08/11/2005
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