Crank Yankers

Special Ed Makes a Scientific Discovery

Season 3 E 6 • 08/24/2004

Special Ed makes an important scientific discovery about the taste of lava.

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Birchum's Army Surplus
Crank YankersS3 E3

Birchum offers some black market swag from his Vietnam War days to an army surplus store.
08/03/2004
03:17

Lloyd's Tee/Tea Time
Crank YankersS3 E3

When Lloyd confuses a tea shop with a golf course, he immediately starts sharing the funny mix-up with everyone he knows.
08/03/2004
02:45

The Truth's Baby Mama
Crank YankersS3 E4

The Truth gets in touch with a private investigator in order to find out if he has any kids scattered around the country.
08/10/2004
02:36

Dick Rogers Needs the YMCA
Crank YankersS3 E4

After deciding to turn his life around, Dick Rogers calls the YMCA to help him get straight.
08/10/2004
02:20

Kevin Needs a House Sitter
Crank YankersS3 E4

Kevin, a rich 10-year-old, seeks out someone to become his lowly slave.
08/10/2004
01:32

Hadassah Needs a New Wardrobe
Crank YankersS3 E5

Hadassah calls a maternity shop to find an outfit that will make her look skinny at eight months pregnant.
08/17/2004
02:24

Space Camp for Special Ed
Crank YankersS3 E5

Special Ed decides to go up in the space shuttle to enjoy snacks and drinks.
08/17/2004
02:46

Niles's Basketball Auditions
Crank YankersS3 E5

Every player on Niles's new basketball team must be willing to do jazz hands and stuff it in the hole while on the court.
08/17/2004
03:19

The Nemesis Tracks Down an Old Foe
Crank YankersS3 E6

The Nemesis interrogates Lois Lane about her special relationship with Superman.
08/24/2004
02:52

OCD Theater
Crank YankersS3 E6

Ken plans a trip to the theater with his OCD support group, but he has a couple of special requests.
08/24/2004
03:23

Special Ed Makes a Scientific Discovery
Crank YankersS3 E6

After Scientific American rejects Special Ed's volcano, his cousin Bobby Fletcher calls back to change the editor's mind.
08/24/2004
03:23

Birchum Is On the Hunt
Crank YankersS3 E7

Dick Birchum tries to convince a shop owner to join him on a hunt for Bigfoot.
08/31/2004
01:44

Special Ed Needs His Hair Cut
Crank YankersS3 E7

Special Ed calls a barbershop to ask about getting a very specific kind of haircut.
08/31/2004
02:13

Robbie Stages a Protest
Crank YankersS3 E7

Robbie wants to work with a fur store employee to stage the most peaceful anti-fur protest possible.
08/31/2004
02:06

James Dixon Has a Little Problem
Crank YankersS3 E8

Little person James Dixon reports his shocking encounter with a prejudiced golf course employee.
09/07/2004
02:05

Cammie Has Doubts About Santa
Crank YankersS3 E8

After a mall Santa Claus has no reaction to her extreme hotness, Cammie calls to complain.
09/07/2004
02:22

Ludacris's Hos
Crank YankersS3 E8

After discovering women hiding in his attic and his dryer, Ludacris panics and calls a security company to help remove them.
09/07/2004
02:42

Spoonie Makes Reservations for a Special Night
Crank YankersS3 E9

Spoonie wants to recreate his wife's and his first night of passion, which took place in a Chinese restaurant's bathroom.
09/14/2004
03:29

Elmer Needs a Tuxedo
Crank YankersS3 E9

A woman at a tuxedo rental company can't get Elmer to understand that he can't rent a tuxedo for his brother Charlie if he's going to bury him in it.
09/14/2004
02:59

Hadassah Complains About a Bad Bag
Crank YankersS3 E9

A store clerk is put on the defensive when Hadassah accuses the store's lesbian handbags of poisoning her relationship with her fiance.
09/14/2004
01:46

Your Grandma's Eye
Crank YankersS3 E10

Rudy tries to get a video store clerk to read him the titles of the adult films that are available to rent.
09/21/2004
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