The Half Hour

Noah Gardenswartz - A Wise Child

Season 5 • 08/26/2016

Noah Gardenswartz recalls a riddle he heard during a mind-bending acid trip in Central Park.

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Uncensored - Behind the Scenes - Dan St. Germain - Post-Show Interactions
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Dan St. Germain offers an exclusive peek into his pre-show rituals and gives up on his dream of blonde fans with fake breasts.
05/17/2013
02:14

Uncensored - Behind the Scenes - Gabe Liedman - Can You Believe This Worked Out?
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Go behind the scenes with Gabe Liedman as he prepares for his episode of The Half Hour.
05/24/2013
02:13

Uncensored - Behind the Scenes - Cristela Alonzo - Just Be Yourself
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Cristela Alonzo describes an early-morning comedy show and tries to decide what pair of sneakers to wear for her episode of The Half Hour.
06/07/2013
02:18

Uncensored - Behind the Scenes - Andy Haynes - This Is to Enjoy
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Andy Haynes shares a secret about going to work high, tries to forget the worst heckle he ever had and describes the shadiest venue he's ever played.
06/14/2013
01:53

Behind the Scenes - Baron Vaughn - Showtime
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Behind the scenes at The Half Hour, Baron Vaughn explains how staring at himself in the mirror helps him get ready for a show.
06/21/2013
02:29

Uncensored - Baron Vaughn - Blacksistential Crisis
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Baron Vaughn fields questions about the N-word and has an awkward encounter with a grocery-store employee.
06/21/2013
01:35

Brooks Wheelan - Ex-Presidents
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Brooks Wheelan explains why he's looking forward to Barack Obama's retirement and describes what he thinks will be the best part of a Hillary Clinton presidency.
09/19/2015
01:22

Noah Gardenswartz - Heartbroken Racism
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Noah Gardenswartz talks about the type of women he's attracted to and discusses the pros and cons of interracial dating.
08/26/2016
02:00

Noah Gardenswartz - A Wise Child
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While tripping on acid, Noah Gardenswartz encountered a smart little girl who blew his mind.
08/26/2016
01:41

Ramon Rivas II - Too Thirsty
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When Ramon Rivas II is looking for a mate, his desperation causes him to put up with women with less-than-desirable personalities.
08/26/2016
02:06

Ramon Rivas II - Non-Booty Call
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When a woman texted him late at night, Ramon Rivas II incorrectly assumed it was a hookup request.
08/26/2016
01:23

Joe Machi - Tom Brady's Defense
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Joe Machi points out that Tom Brady's defense for cheating at football didn't make a whole lot of sense.
09/02/2016
01:01

Joe Machi - Human Shield
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If Joe Machi were part of the Secret Service, he wouldn't be the most respected agent, but he would be the safest one.
09/02/2016
01:07

Drew Michael - Marriage Is for Kids
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Even though Drew Michael believes in monogamy, he doesn't understand why people still get married.
09/02/2016
02:19

Drew Michael - More Than One Mistake
The Half HourS5 E4

After Drew Michael's girlfriend cheated on him, she used a very flawed excuse when trying to apologize.
09/02/2016
01:12

Aparna Nancherla - The Perils of Online Dating
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Aparna Nancherla reflects on her experiences with Internet dating sites and talks about why she went out with a fan who asked her out online after a show.
09/09/2016
02:22

Nate Fernald - Problematic Juices & Insulting Slogans
The Half HourS5 E6

Nate Fernald laments the fact that his dream juice combo could never exist and explains how a restaurant slogan was used against him.
09/09/2016
01:47

Nate Fernald - A Terrible Week
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Nate Fernald shares the details of his awful week, which included getting arrested, having health issues and discovering a new snake-based fear.
09/09/2016
02:22

Ali Siddiq - Father's Day Sucks
The Half HourS5 E7

Ali Siddiq explains why he's upset that no one makes a big deal out of Father's Day.
09/16/2016
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