The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Dollar and Cents - Microsoft

Season 4 • 06/13/2000

Nancy Walls puts stock in basketball terms for Vance DeGeneres and Steve Carell.

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Preview - 6/13/00
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Jon previews the stories coming up next week.
06/07/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Clown Wedding
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Clowns marry and their wedding party sings the Chapel of Love.
06/07/2000
01:32

Headlines - Cock Ring
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A Bronx cockfighting pit is broken up in a massive sting operation.
06/07/2000
00:45

Indecision 2000 - Super Gore
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Al Gore's tenants accuse the property manager of leaving the house with backed up toilets, mildew on the walls and a floor with missing linoleum.
06/07/2000
01:04

This Just In - The Dredge Report
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Archaeologists have found the persevered ruins of several submerged ancient Roman cities
06/07/2000
04:24

Mark Curry
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Comedian Mark Curry finds out what happens to all the mugs on the Daily Show set and tells Jon stories from hosting "Don't Forget Your Toothbrush."
06/13/2000
00:24

Moment of Zen O.J. vs. Denise
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Denise Brown goes after former brother-in-law O.J. Simpson over the phone.
06/13/2000
03:33

Fur and Loathing
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Vance Degeneres goes under the fur to find out what it's like being a professional sports mascot.
06/13/2000
02:02

This Just In - Evil Twins
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Microsoft, ordered to split into two companies by a federal judge, says "no."
06/13/2000
04:12

Headlines - Gone in 60 Seconds
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Stolen secrets from the Los Alamos National Laboratory give the Nuclear Emergency Search Team a job to do.
06/13/2000
02:49

Dollar and Cents - Microsoft
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"Money Bunny" Nancy Walls puts stock in basketball terms for Vance DeGeneres and Steve Carell.
06/13/2000
05:09

A Job for Superman
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Metropolis, IL, holds its annual Superman Festival in search of a new local Superman.
06/14/2000
01:58

This Just In - E Street Banned
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Bruce Springsteen's "American Skin" pays tribute to Amadou Diallo, who was shot when the NYPD mistook his wallet for a gun and his body for an empty Schlitz can on a rock.
06/14/2000
00:11

Moment of Zen - Exploding Porta-Potty
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A crowd counts down to Benny the Human Bomb's exploding porta-potty stunt.
06/14/2000
04:01

Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
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Jimmy Kimmel is looking forward to having sex with a monkey during the second season of The Man Show.
06/14/2000
03:56

Headlines- Korea Counseling
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North and South Korean presidents attend a three-day summit to discuss reunification, while American TV critics voice concerns about "Survivor."
06/14/2000
02:39

Back in Black - Good Mood Footage
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Lewis Black's good mood can be attributed to news of a hijacked truck full of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, an accidental $10,000 tip and an exploding porta-potty.
06/14/2000
03:28

Julie Brown
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Julie Brown isn't sure why she wrote herself into a Chihuahua make-out scene in her new show, Strip Mall, but it was better than the pig humping her leg.
06/15/2000
03:04

Indecision 2000 - Running Mates
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A recent Daily Show Indecision 2000 poll indicates that a solid 43 percent of Americans prefer a vice president who hasn't killed anyone.
06/15/2000
03:33

Headlines - Lord of the Spies
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Inside the Pentagon's database, Vance DeGeneres finds troop movements in Europe, maps for plutonium stockpiles and the Nuclear Regulatory Commission's softball schedule.
06/15/2000
01:52

This Just In - Artsy Farsi
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Iranian television is now available for those of Iranian decent and for those who are culturally curious about the near East while completely high.
06/15/2000
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