The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Indecision 2000 - The Son Also Advises

Season 4 • 04/19/2000

According to Jesus spokesman Saul Steinberg, Al Gore has locked up Jesus' endorsement.

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02:21

Other News - Breaking the Raves
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A report that ecstasy is dangerous to the brain devastates the adult pacifier industry.
04/19/2000
02:24

Back in Black - Food Fight
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People throw custard at each other in England and water at each other in Thailand.
04/19/2000
03:43

Diamond Dallas Page
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"Diamond" Dallas Page discusses his new book, "Positively Page," and losing the heavyweight wrestling championship to "Double J" Jeff Jarrett.
04/19/2000
03:39

Jeanne Tripplehorn
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Jeanne Tripplehorn explains how Mike Figgis shot each of the four "Timecode" storylines in an hour and a half of real time with digital cameras.
04/19/2000
00:23

Recap - 4/19/00
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Jon recaps tonight's top stories: John Rocker's return to baseball and the unveiling of the official 2000 Summer Olympics' song.
04/19/2000
02:50

Headlines - Congers Lingers
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Unless Darva Conger's sudsy breasts are pressed against the stained glass of a cathedral, she's not really naked in the eyes of God.
04/19/2000
05:01

Too Hot for TV
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Steve Carell asks cable programming director Daphne Goode if she would burn anything for the sake of ratings.
04/19/2000
01:35

Headlines - Torcher on the Ears
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Jon Stevens of the Australian band Noiseworks records the official song of the 2000 Sydney Summer Olympics.
04/19/2000
02:00

Other News - Green Bay Pukers
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The Center for Disease Control and Prevention may consider five to six drinks in one sitting "binge drinking," but Jon calls it "brunch."
04/19/2000
00:52

Intro - Passover
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Jon looks forward to going down to Times Square to celebrate Passover with all the other pagans.
04/19/2000
04:11

Indecision 2000 - The Son Also Advises
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The final tally: Jesus for Gore; musical theater Jesus for Bill Bradley; N.R.A. president Charlton Heston, aka Moses, for Bush.
04/19/2000
02:29

Ad Nauseam - NRA
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The NRA reaches out to kids with a new mascot, Eddie Eagle; he's the Joe Camel of firearms.
04/19/2000
00:11

Moment of Zen - Carry the Flame
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Jon Stevens sings the official 2000 Olympics theme song, "Carry the Flame."
04/19/2000
01:14

This Just In - Pinched Asps
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Thai customs officials find over 13,000 contraband snakes on their way to Taiwan.
04/19/2000
02:09

Headlines - I'm Gonna Hurl
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John Rocker returns to baseball after being suspended for making racist, sexist and homophobic remarks.
04/19/2000
01:17

Headlines - Heart of Stone
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Dinosaurs may have been warm-blooded, not cold-blooded -- check it and see. They may even have had fevers of 103.
04/19/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Darva Conger
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Darva Conger makes a vow to Rick Rockwell on "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?"
04/19/2000
05:48

Arlen Specter
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Arlen Specter discusses campaigning and the difference between lying and not telling the whole truth.
04/20/2000
00:29

Item of the Week - Dentistry
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A survey of dentists finds that George W. Bush's smile is more sincere, while Al Gore's is more attractive.
04/20/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Free Elian
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A cousin holds Elian Gonzalez behind a gate while he struggles to free himself.
04/20/2000
03:12

Dollars and Cents - Bear Market
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Steve Carell, Vance DeGeneres and Nancy Walls offer tips on surviving the recent stock market downturn.
04/20/2000
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