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Season 8 • 10/22/2003
It doesn't matter what you think, you're wrong.
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02:01
Just About the Hunger
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
David Blaine's stunts are a metaphor, as in today's troubled times, there are no escapes.
10/21/2003
00:10
Moment of Zen - Macaroni Penguin Reading
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Laura Bush sees a sea lion splashing at her.
10/21/2003
02:13
Headlines - Blade Runner
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
A 20-year-old kid emails the FBI to tell them he is going to sneak box cutters onto a plane and it takes the FBI five weeks to respond.
10/22/2003
03:06
Where's My Jane Goodall?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Welcome to the real world -- they show you the grape and then stick you with the cucumber.
10/22/2003
00:18
Moment of Zen - Monkeys and Moonshine
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
A monkey drinks moonshine to sad music.
10/22/2003
02:49
The Kobe Trial
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Outside of the Kobe Bryant trial, a media circus has already pitched its tent even though the trial has yet to begin.
10/22/2003
00:29
Van Buren Anecdotes
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon speculates on what college kids may have just gotten out of the Walter Isaacson interview.
10/22/2003
07:08
Walter Isaacson
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Walter Isaacson talks about the Founding Fathers and how easy it was to invent something in the 18th century.
10/22/2003
01:37
Liza Beat Me
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
There is no conceivable amount of money in the world that could possibly be worth telling the world you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli.
10/22/2003
00:59
Headlines - Witless For The Defense
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
John Allen Muhammad attempted to defend himself and then changed his mind.
10/22/2003
01:00
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Stephen Colbert's latest, just canceled project, The Colbert Report, almost was an in your face news show.
10/22/2003
04:57
Anthony Hopkins
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Anthony Hopkins' wife thinks he should believe more in himself.
10/23/2003
00:35
Moment of Zen - Floats
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
A float of Australian Prime Minister John Howard kisses the butt of a George W. Bush float.
10/23/2003
01:28
Defensive Secretary
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Donald Rumsfeld forgets that he wrote a harsh report of America's anti-terrorism policy.
10/23/2003
04:58
The President in Asia - Lost In Translation
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
George W. Bush deals with a heckler in the Australian Parliament by not giving him pie.
10/23/2003
03:07
No Hard Ceilings
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
It is suspicious that in a country of 25 million living people, the news would focus on 10 dead from a car bomb.
10/23/2003
03:35
All-Star Salute to Getting Hit in the Nuts
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
When the brain sees someone else get hit in the nuts, it activates the hitnutculus, which advertisers know is connected to the consumptus majorus or the buying center.
10/23/2003
02:18
Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi War Irony 2712
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
This is absolutely the last time Paul Wolfowitz will stay at the Al Rasheed Hotel.
10/27/2003
01:42
Supermarket Sweep
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The INS cracks down on illegal immigrants working at Wal-Mart but lets them mop up one last time.
10/27/2003
00:39
Intro - Omaha, Nebraska
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Omaha is in Nebraska, not Canada.
10/27/2003
06:07
Ted Danson
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Ted Danson's post-"Becker" career will not include dinner theater.
10/27/2003
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