Crank Yankers

Elmer Wants to Book a Cruise

Season 2 E 9 • 04/29/2003

In order to relive his youth, Elmer calls to reserve a spot on a gay cruise.

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Foreign Guy Wants to Buy a Used Car
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Gladys Gets Glued to a Toilet
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Gladys implores a hardware store employee to come to her house and help her get unglued from the toilet seat.
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Birchum Wants Swimming Lessons for His Kids
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Birchum is determined to beat the system and get swimming lessons for his conjoined twins.
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Katie Calls a Pet Store
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After her brother's snake eats her hamster, Katie dials a pet store to tearfully complain.
04/15/2003
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Spoonie Needs Help
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Spoonie Luv calls a grocery store after a night of passion with his wife and a bottle of barbeque sauce.
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Terrence Books a Massage
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As the personal assistant to Mr. T, Terrence lays out the conditions "T" requires when receiving a massage.
04/22/2003
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Chip Is Still Building a House
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A hardware store employee tries to give Chip advice on how to put Christmas lights inside his bathtub.
04/22/2003
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Bobby Calls a Country Store
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A grape soda Bobby bought from a local store is causing him to burp uncontrollably.
04/22/2003
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Ken Makes a Friend in Alaska
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Ken is in need of a friend from the North to join the Compass Society of America.
04/29/2003
02:46

Power Jamming with Boomer and The Nudge
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Radio personalities Boomer and The Nudge encourage two male coworkers to get very intimate in order to win a prize.
04/29/2003
03:13

Elmer Wants to Book a Cruise
Crank YankersS2 E9

While calling to book a trip, Elmer describes the adventurous parties of his youth and reveals why he wants to take a gay cruise.
04/29/2003
02:58

Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons
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Spoonie Luv asks a driving school instructor to help him run drug-related errands.
05/06/2003
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Kevin and Katie Call a Bowling Alley
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Kevin and Katie are determined to find out if a bowling lane employee carries eight-pound balls.
05/06/2003
03:03

Hadassah Calls a Landfill
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After losing something important in the trash, Hadassah calls a landfill and insists that the employees dig to retrieve her item.
05/06/2003
01:49

Take Ed Out to the Ballgame
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The media relations department listens to Special Ed's performance of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
09/16/2003
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On the Job with Chip Douglas
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Posing as a Taco Ball executive, Chip administers a pronunciation test to an employee at one of the restaurant's locations.
09/16/2003
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Bobby Wants a New Best Friend
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Bobby explains to a no-kill animal shelter that he needs to adopt a cute dog to get out of his dating slump.
09/23/2003
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Wedding Bells for Niles
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After becoming engaged to his elderly aunt, Niles calls a wedding planner to arrange the perfect wedding.
09/23/2003
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Gladys's Conjugal Visit
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Despite the fact that she doesn't know anyone in prison, Gladys is eager to arrange a conjugal visit.
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Elmer can't figure which button to push to escape from his new adjustable bed.
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Arthur Johnson Wants to Settle a Score
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Arthur Johnson wants to buy a singing telegram in order to embarrass an old friend.
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