The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 3 • 03/31/1999
Jon asks Diane Lane who he has to blow to get into an Oscars party.
Headlines - Magnumb-SkullThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Tom Selleck joins Charlton Heston in becoming a celebrity spokes-nut for the NRA.
Other News - Yeast of BurdenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.
Moment of Zen - Bloody FabioThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A bloody Fabio brushes the hair out of his face after being struck by a goose during a roller coaster ride.
Recap - 3/31/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon recaps tonight's stories, including Passover, Yugoslavs destroying McDonald's and Fabio colliding with a goose.
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Heroin Helps You SleepThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon apologizes for promoting youth drug use, misrepresenting Bill Clinton and Slobodan Milosevic's relationship, and invading Keith Richards' crotch.
Back in Black - White People FightingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Lewis Black reviews the fighting in the Balkans, depressing fashion shows, and pandas on TV in Hong Kong.
This Just In - Lung Time Comin'The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Philip Morris pays out $81 million to the family of Jesse Williams, a three pack-a-day chain smoker who died of lung cancer.
Headlines - One Week AnniversaryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
NATO and the United States step up their bombing campaign in Kosovo.
Dalai Want a CrackerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate.
Headlines - Goose Goose DuckThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Fabio is rushed to a Virginia hospital after his oddly-proportioned face collides with a goose while he rode in the front of a Busch Gardens roller coaster.
Diane LaneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Diane Lane discusses "A Walk on the Moon" and meeting Monica Lewinsky at the Vanity Fair Oscar night party.
Oh, To Live on Booger MountainThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Vance DeGeneres travels to North Carolina and discovers a community trying desperately to change the name of their town.
Headlines - Pop TartThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
"Rolling Stone" wins The Daily Show's award for lurid and irresponsible journalism by publishing nearly-nude pictures of underage pop star Britney Spears.
Stephen BaldwinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Stephen Baldwin discusses his new movie, "Friends & Lovers," and swapping a little spit with Claudia Schiffer.
Other News - What's Up, Doc?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Former Mets pitcher Doc Gooden speaks out against Chinese paint, a sex aid that numbs the genitals prolonging sexual intercourse to the point of bodily harm.
Ugly American - The ElderlyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
David Attell profiles America's fastest growing criminal demographic: the elderly.
Thersday for the Ladies - Women's History MonthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon profiles the ladies making history, or 'herstory,' in 1999.
Headlines - Reading is FundamentalistThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Christian Broadcasting gargoyle Pat Robertson kicks off a publicity tour for "The Book," a Gen-X-friendly rewrite of the Bible.
Moment of Zen - Easter BunnyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A rabbit crosses halfway across a highway and turns back just before getting hit by a truck.
Recap - 4/1/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon recaps tonight's top stories, including Dwight Gooden's numb penis, Britney Spears' "Rolling Stone" pictures and a mountain called Booger.
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