The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 3 • 03/31/1999
Jon asks Diane Lane who he has to blow to get into an Oscars party.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Magnumb-Skull
Tom Selleck joins Charlton Heston in becoming a celebrity spokes-nut for the NRA.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Yeast of Burden
Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Bloody Fabio
A bloody Fabio brushes the hair out of his face after being struck by a goose during a roller coaster ride.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/31/99
Jon recaps tonight's stories, including Passover, Yugoslavs destroying McDonald's and Fabio colliding with a goose.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Heroin Helps You Sleep
Jon apologizes for promoting youth drug use, misrepresenting Bill Clinton and Slobodan Milosevic's relationship, and invading Keith Richards' crotch.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Back in Black - White People Fighting
Lewis Black reviews the fighting in the Balkans, depressing fashion shows, and pandas on TV in Hong Kong.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Lung Time Comin'
Philip Morris pays out $81 million to the family of Jesse Williams, a three pack-a-day chain smoker who died of lung cancer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - One Week Anniversary
NATO and the United States step up their bombing campaign in Kosovo.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Dalai Want a Cracker
Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Goose Goose Duck
Fabio is rushed to a Virginia hospital after his oddly-proportioned face collides with a goose while he rode in the front of a Busch Gardens roller coaster.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Diane Lane
Diane Lane discusses "A Walk on the Moon" and meeting Monica Lewinsky at the Vanity Fair Oscar night party.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Oh, To Live on Booger Mountain
Vance DeGeneres travels to North Carolina and discovers a community trying desperately to change the name of their town.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Pop Tart
"Rolling Stone" wins The Daily Show's award for lurid and irresponsible journalism by publishing nearly-nude pictures of underage pop star Britney Spears.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Stephen Baldwin
Stephen Baldwin discusses his new movie, "Friends & Lovers," and swapping a little spit with Claudia Schiffer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - What's Up, Doc?
Former Mets pitcher Doc Gooden speaks out against Chinese paint, a sex aid that numbs the genitals prolonging sexual intercourse to the point of bodily harm.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Ugly American - The Elderly
David Attell profiles America's fastest growing criminal demographic: the elderly.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Thersday for the Ladies - Women's History Month
Jon profiles the ladies making history, or 'herstory,' in 1999.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Reading is Fundamentalist
Christian Broadcasting gargoyle Pat Robertson kicks off a publicity tour for "The Book," a Gen-X-friendly rewrite of the Bible.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Easter Bunny
A rabbit crosses halfway across a highway and turns back just before getting hit by a truck.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 4/1/99
Jon recaps tonight's top stories, including Dwight Gooden's numb penis, Britney Spears' "Rolling Stone" pictures and a mountain called Booger.
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