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Season 3 • 03/31/1999

Jon asks Diane Lane who he has to blow to get into an Oscars party.

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01:14

Headlines - Magnumb-Skull
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Tom Selleck joins Charlton Heston in becoming a celebrity spokes-nut for the NRA.
03/30/1999
00:56

Other News - Yeast of Burden
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Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.
03/31/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bloody Fabio
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A bloody Fabio brushes the hair out of his face after being struck by a goose during a roller coaster ride.
03/31/1999
00:23

Recap - 3/31/99
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Jon recaps tonight's stories, including Passover, Yugoslavs destroying McDonald's and Fabio colliding with a goose.
03/31/1999
02:03

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Heroin Helps You Sleep
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Jon apologizes for promoting youth drug use, misrepresenting Bill Clinton and Slobodan Milosevic's relationship, and invading Keith Richards' crotch.
03/31/1999
02:22

Back in Black - White People Fighting
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Lewis Black reviews the fighting in the Balkans, depressing fashion shows, and pandas on TV in Hong Kong.
03/31/1999
01:00

This Just In - Lung Time Comin'
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Philip Morris pays out $81 million to the family of Jesse Williams, a three pack-a-day chain smoker who died of lung cancer.
03/31/1999
02:27

Headlines - One Week Anniversary
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NATO and the United States step up their bombing campaign in Kosovo.
03/31/1999
04:06

Dalai Want a Cracker
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Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate.
03/31/1999
01:03

Headlines - Goose Goose Duck
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Fabio is rushed to a Virginia hospital after his oddly-proportioned face collides with a goose while he rode in the front of a Busch Gardens roller coaster.
03/31/1999
03:49

Diane Lane
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Diane Lane discusses "A Walk on the Moon" and meeting Monica Lewinsky at the Vanity Fair Oscar night party.
03/31/1999
03:35

Oh, To Live on Booger Mountain
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Vance DeGeneres travels to North Carolina and discovers a community trying desperately to change the name of their town.
04/01/1999
01:49

Headlines - Pop Tart
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"Rolling Stone" wins The Daily Show's award for lurid and irresponsible journalism by publishing nearly-nude pictures of underage pop star Britney Spears.
04/01/1999
04:27

Stephen Baldwin
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Stephen Baldwin discusses his new movie, "Friends & Lovers," and swapping a little spit with Claudia Schiffer.
04/01/1999
01:22

Other News - What's Up, Doc?
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Former Mets pitcher Doc Gooden speaks out against Chinese paint, a sex aid that numbs the genitals prolonging sexual intercourse to the point of bodily harm.
04/01/1999
02:29

Ugly American - The Elderly
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David Attell profiles America's fastest growing criminal demographic: the elderly.
04/01/1999
02:57

Thersday for the Ladies - Women's History Month
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Jon profiles the ladies making history, or 'herstory,' in 1999.
04/01/1999
01:19

Headlines - Reading is Fundamentalist
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Christian Broadcasting gargoyle Pat Robertson kicks off a publicity tour for "The Book," a Gen-X-friendly rewrite of the Bible.
04/01/1999
00:16

Moment of Zen - Easter Bunny
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A rabbit crosses halfway across a highway and turns back just before getting hit by a truck.
04/01/1999
00:24

Recap - 4/1/99
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Jon recaps tonight's top stories, including Dwight Gooden's numb penis, Britney Spears' "Rolling Stone" pictures and a mountain called Booger.
04/01/1999
01:28

This Just In - All This Useless Doody
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The Detroit Institute of Arts is claiming ownership of Howdy by locking him in a safe deposit box and presenting one of his severed ears to show they're serious.
04/12/1999
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