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Norm Macdonald

Season 8 • 10/29/2003

Comedian Norm Macdonald's dream is to marry an old dude that blows all his money.

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03:47

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - John Kerry's Video
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Name dropping, old name dropping, vague desperation, seduction, nausea, and utter nonsense dominate the Congressional Black Caucus in Detroit.
10/28/2003
02:30

Digital Watch - Politics
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The Internet has done wonders for the gambling and pornography industries, and now it's setting its sights on politics.
10/28/2003
06:16

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Big Black Caucus
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The champs and challengers square off in Detroit for the Congressional Black Caucus battle.
10/28/2003
05:35

Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes believes that people need to earn their right to vote, as they obviously don't know what they're doing with it.
10/28/2003
00:42

Moment of Zen - Kerry Gone Wild
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John Kerry tells the audience at the Congressional Black Caucus to watch his video, "Kerry Gone Wild."
10/28/2003
02:35

The "Sign" Controversy
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Rob Corddry explains that President Bush didn't want the "Mission Accomplished" banner up at all, but he's got no control over the Navy.
10/29/2003
00:20

Moment of Zen - Romans
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Male models dressed as Romans pose, run and dance at Dennis Kozlowski's party.
10/29/2003
02:25

Chairmen Behaving Badly
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Dennis Kozlowski hosts a week-long, Roman-themed party and charges it to his Tyco corporate expense account.
10/29/2003
02:25

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Caramel Apples
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As Produce Pete, Steve Carell shares his love for caramel apples and some of his very own Halloween stories.
10/29/2003
05:16

Headlines - Beat the Press
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President Bush could acknowledge "Mission Accomplished" was premature, defend his administration's decision to raise the banner or blame someone else entirely.
10/29/2003
05:24

Norm Macdonald
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Norm Macdonald and Jon talk about retiring in Las Vegas -- just like Celine Dion.
10/29/2003
01:07

Preview - Week of 11/3/03
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Jon tells us what we should give kids for Halloween and shows a preview of Ed Helms' report on the telemarketing industry.
10/30/2003
03:07

Back In Black - P. Diddy Marathon
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Lewis Black covers a man who plunges over Niagara Falls, a diver who strolls across the bottom of the Loch Ness and P. Diddy running a marathon.
10/30/2003
01:48

Tattle Royale
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The book is making waves with the Royal Family, who would prefer Diana not be portrayed as a fragile, paranoid slut.
10/30/2003
00:15

Moment of Zen - P. Diddy Interview
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Sean P. Diddy Combs talks to NY1 about his marathon run.
10/30/2003
01:29

Sun Forecast
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Samantha Bee explains conditions on the Sun are going to remain mostly sunny, and in some places, extremely sunny.
10/30/2003
03:43

Intro - Rookie Monster
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LeBron's debut is the best statistically ever for a pro athlete straight out of high school, sending a message to kids everywhere: education is for losers.
10/30/2003
01:56

A Flare To Remember
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The Sun emits two massive bursts of electrified gas aimed at the Earth, buffeting our planet's magnetosphere.
10/30/2003
05:37

Neal Pollack
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Neal Pollack takes his band on the road to promote his new book.
10/30/2003
01:46

Haunted House
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An accountant in a policeman's costume pronounces the Capitol safe from toy guns brought in by staffers.
11/03/2003
02:25

Welcome Canada
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Now that the show is in Canada, each episode will begin with the Canadian National Anthem.
11/03/2003
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