The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Cashing Out
Season 3 • 05/13/1999
Former Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin is going to miss having his name on all the money.
This Just In - Brave New WormThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Tapeworms may posses a gene which could help humans live longer, so don't let your dying, rich uncle play in the dirt.
Intro - Secret WordThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
In honor of a policeman in the audience, Jon announces the secret word, "cup it."
Moment of Zen - Snake SwallowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A man puts a snake up his nose and pulls it out his mouth.
Headlines - Bloke and DaggerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The identities of British spies are revealed online and with a credit card you can see Pussy Galore.
Thersday for the GraduatesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Even though Jon Stewart was not asked to give a commencement speech at a school or university, he's decided to give one anyway.
Star Wars - The Obligatory CoverageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Excitement is Hollywood's middle name, especially when it comes to waiting in long lines.
Ad Nauseam - PresentationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Be careful when introducing new characters too abruptly in your commercial, especially when it is a potentially vicious, human sized bunny.
Headlines - Plea in My MouthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Prosecutors delivered the charges against Larry Flynt in a low, breathy voice.
Esai MoralesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Esai Morales went to the High School of the Performing Arts in NYC at the same time "Fame" was being filmed.
Recap - Economy, Porn, WormThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon Stewart recaps the night's top stories and announces the guests for next week.
Headlines - Cashing OutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Robert Rubin steps down as White House Treasury Secretary, Bill Clinton has one less secretary to chase around his desk.
Other News - Wandering JewsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
With Israelis in America flying home to vote in the national elections, flight attendants will hear lots of people demanding the kosher meal.
Biglietteria IncassoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Chili's brings you a multicultural take on Hollywood ticket sales.
Headlines - Bibi Please Don't GoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Israeli voters choose Barak over Netanyahu as new prime minister.
A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Giuliani's New YorkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Giuliani has reduced crime by cracking down on the homeless, drugs, music, kittens, and the color blue.
Moment of Zen - Man with LampThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Decorative lamp just out of the side and mouth of a parading man in an unidentified country.
This Just In - Dead Letter DayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The Daily Show has obtained an exclusive copy of an 85 year old World War I letter thought to be lost at sea.
Other News - Booth Or ConsequencesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Denny's corporate makeover does further damage to its already tarnished image.
Headlines - Down by LawThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
In spite of tireless lobbying by the NRA, crime rates dropped for the seventh consecutive year.
Other News - A Plate Worse Than DeathThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
New Republican-backed license plates encourage abstinence, horny Germans and hating Cubans.
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