The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 12 • 05/09/2007

Hamas may be declared terrorists by Israel and the U.S., but they do NOT want to f@#k with Disney.

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07:09

George Tenet Pt. 2
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George Tenet explains his "slam dunk" comment and the "contact sport" of intelligence vs. policy.
05/08/2007
03:48

George Tenet Pt. 1
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After seeing Geroge Tenet get abused on other talk shows, Jon offers him a cold Fresca.
05/08/2007
00:20

Moment of Zen - Dunk Fail
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Not everyone has the hops of Michael Jordan.
05/08/2007
04:49

Visit From a Nice Old Lady
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The visit from the Queen proved one thing: Elizabeth II makes President Bush very uncomfortable.
05/08/2007
03:21

Royal Watcher
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Jon Stewart plays the Richard Quest card to coax John Oliver into a cockney accent.
05/08/2007
06:13

Michael Beschloss
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Historian Michael Beschloss colors the struggles of U.S. presidents who were both brave and wise.
05/09/2007
00:10

Moment of Zen - Zoom In
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Get up close and personal with Dick Cheney.
05/09/2007
04:27

Mess O'Potamia - The Office
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Finally, Iraq has become the country we thought it was when we invaded.
05/09/2007
04:41

Youth Spotting - Video Resume
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Demetri Martin busts out the world's longest acronym for a primer on pimping yourself online.
05/09/2007
01:18

Jersey Jihadists
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Why would jihadists attack Fort Dix? 'Cause the brothers at Sigma Nu are super-cool.
05/09/2007
02:19

Martyrdom Mouse
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Hamas may be declared terrorists by Israel and the U.S., but they do NOT want to f@#k with Disney.
05/09/2007
02:49

Blair Ditch Project
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Prime Minister Tony Blair walks away quoting the immortal words of a Tahoe casino worker.
05/10/2007
04:33

Mess O'Potamia - Not No Violence
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Success in Iraq is "Not No Violence," also the least selling inspirational poster ever.
05/10/2007
06:59

Reza Aslan
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Reza Aslan elaborates on how Iran has the elements of a successful democracy.
05/10/2007
02:44

Anger Management
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Aasif Mandvi reports that Iraq stands somewhere between East Timor and F**kupistan.
05/10/2007
00:43

Fonda
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Stephen withstands Jon's playful ribbing of the Jane Fonda lap incident.
05/10/2007
02:13

P.M. Escapades
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John Oliver doesn't know whether to report Tony Blair's resignation in Dickensian form or not.
05/10/2007
00:47

Conductor Bush
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President Bush took command of a school band and his choice of music was somewhat surprising.
05/14/2007
04:11

House A.G.
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Alberto Gonzales might even be mocked by some pissant faux newscaster.
05/14/2007
06:06

Jeremy Paxman
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BBC journalist Jeremy Paxman defends the democratically indefensible British monarchy to Jon.
05/14/2007
03:14

Speak No Evil
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Rob Riggle reports Alberto Gonzales would love to help, but he’s in the midst of investigation.
05/14/2007
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