The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Pitt in Love

Season 10 • 06/09/2005

Jon insists Angelina Jolie must f**k all of us.

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09:21

Colin Powell Pt. 1
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Former Secretary of State Colin Powell talks about the strengths and weaknesses of the U.S. intelligence leading up to the Iraq War.
06/08/2005
02:29

London Calling Pt. 2
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Tony Blair and George W. Bush met cute: one a roughneck Texas cowboy, the other a blushing European ingenue.
06/08/2005
01:55

Colin Powell Pt. 2
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When President and Mrs. Bush come over to dinner at General Colin Powell's house, they talk about family and baseball, not Fallujah.
06/08/2005
00:12

Moment of Zen - Global Warming
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President George W. Bush still doesn't know enough about global warming to make decisions.
06/08/2005
04:32

Headlines - London Calling Pt. 1
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Not only is $674 million less than three percent of what Prime Minister Blair asked for, it'll also be paid out in increments of $6.74 a year over 100 million years.
06/08/2005
07:04

Matt Lauer
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Matt Lauer runs down the list of greatest Americans that will be featured on his new special "Greatest Americans," including Brett Favre and Jewy Jewington.
06/09/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - Happy Ending
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The San Francisco 49ers' public relations representative gets a happy ending from three topless blondes.
06/09/2005
02:22

Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
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Mr. Met is denied low income housing in the Jets' new home, while the 49ers boast the worst public relations guy ever.
06/09/2005
03:04

Headlines - Motordead
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General Motors lays off thousands of employees in a fit of corporate doublespeak, prompting one disgruntled employee to destroy all humans.
06/09/2005
05:39

Union Jacked
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Samantha Bee investigates a Wal-Mart in Quebec, which was apparently closed to protect its employees from having to pay union dues.
06/09/2005
01:47

Pitt in Love
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Brad Pitt's newfound interest in humanitarian efforts has given Jon a theory on how Angelina Jolie can best help the African cause.
06/09/2005
00:16

Moment of Zen - Chief Happiness Officer
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Ronald McDonald, Chief Happiness Officer, talks about his new outfit on MSNBC.
06/13/2005
06:50

Larry Diamond
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Larry Diamond feels that the American people are not getting a full assessment of the situation in Iraq.
06/13/2005
02:44

White Noise
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Democrats are acting like Howard Dean is the drunken guy at the bar that they have to apologize for.
06/13/2005
01:16

Most Loving Thing You Could Do
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Michael Jackson is going to celebrate the "not guilty" verdict in his child molestation trial with a big bowl of boys.
06/13/2005
02:12

Big Tent Party
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Senior Political Analyst Ed Helms thinks the GOP is a "big tent party" if you don't count black people.
06/13/2005
02:05

Damn That Clown Is Good
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Ronald McDonald, who is a fictional, corporate mascot, was a guest on the MSNBC morning show.
06/13/2005
04:29

International Pamphlet - Mandatory Freeballing
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International Pamphlet brings news about Kim Jong-il in North Korea, surgery in China, casual clothes in Japan and the Live 8 concert in London.
06/13/2005
00:08

Moment of Zen - Speculate Away
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Shepard Smith of Fox News comments on the crowd awaiting the Michael Jackson verdict.
06/14/2005
00:52

Great Moments in Punditry - The O'Reilly Factor
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A little girl reads what Bill O'Reilly has to say about Howard Dean.
06/14/2005
03:08

Acquitted-O! - California Brain Drain
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Jackson's skillful defense played on the jury's simultaneous guilt about convicting a black man and reluctance to convict a white man.
06/14/2005
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